Video - Seelie/Unseelie

[withbite]

[Drabwurld is treated to the sight of one Damon Salvatore, peering into the locket to make sure it was on, giving it a testing tap just because.]

Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.

[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]

Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.

[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]

Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.

[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]

Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.

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[withbite]

That depends. What do you want?

[Said with heavy innuendo.]

[boutant]

[ JUST GOING TO... IGNORE THAT... ]

You don't happen to know how to use the sort of weapons they have around here, do you?

[withbite]

I haven't bothered looking. What kind of weapon were you thinking of attempting to pick up?

[boutant]

Crossbow and knives.

[ She sort of already grabbed them. Good thing, too, considering the little walk she's going on with Grell and Anders. ]

[withbite]

Those happen to be weapons I'm... very familiar with.

[Especially recently, having thrown Jeremy into Damon Boot Camp.]

[boutant]

I'm out right now [ and will shortly be attacked by worms ] but when I get back, maybe we could trade.

[withbite]

One lesson for what, a week's worth of... you?

[boutant]

That would depend on how good the lesson is.

[ Her little group is getting toward the end of the road, though. Ariadne doesn't know it yet, but she's going to get some practical experience with those weapons of hers sooner rather than later. ]

We can discuss the details when I'm back.

[withbite]

As good as everything I do.

Come back in one piece. I'll need as much of you as I can get. I'm more than a little peckish.