Video - Seelie/Unseelie

[withbite]

[Drabwurld is treated to the sight of one Damon Salvatore, peering into the locket to make sure it was on, giving it a testing tap just because.]

Testing, testing... is this on? Really? Lockets aren't really my style. I'm more of a ring kind of guy.

[This isn't locked to just one side or the other, or anyone in particular since he's no notion of who's here, other than the few from the feast he'd met.]

Now that I have your undivided attention, I need to address a concern of mine. I have... certain dietary requirements that need to be met and I need volunteers. Well, I don't really, but I'm more curious as to who might be willing to offer a little of themselves here and there. The more the merrier, since I can be quite... insatiable, depending on my mood.

[Or how injured he might be. Or angry. Or... whatever. Damon leaned towards the mercurially mooded type, so it really depended on the day. Or minute.]

Nice little infestation you have, by the way. Good to know even fairies have pests. Giant worms. How... cute.

[He doesn't even attempt to hide the eyeroll, but he does end the transmission with a little wave and a smirk.]

Serious offers only. I'm not here to answer all your questions and do tricks for people who are bored. You want entertainment? Go piss off the minotaur.

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[altercate]

Fine.

[ and then he hangs up WATCHING YOU with binoculars from the seelie court xoxo ]

forever private?

[amplified]

The only things I know of that feed off of humans are the really wacked out werewolves. ( Suspension of disbelief, Lydia. ) But I'm going to take a wild guess. Now that I've seen faeries and Kanimas and all sorts of other gross, weird supernatural things, I guess the existence of vampires isn't too far-fetched.

[withbite]

Congratulations, that's what we call 'thinking outside the box'.

[Small round of applause.]

Private

[martyrs]

[ oh. right, private. she's not 500% trusting of these things because well, she's just a little paranoid, but. fine. ]

I'm just saying- the last thing we need right now is to draw extra attention to ourselves. The fact that we're on opposite sides of this war is already bad enough. [ hhhhhuff ] It's just hard to relax not knowing who's a hunter or who's like us but not like us, and- [ life is really stressful when your vampire emotions are getting hyped up!!!1 ]

[withbite]

Elena... I'm having coffee with a giant troll. There's imps bickering over bacon in the next room and a night hag is trying to seduce a selkie. I really don't think anyone cares about vampires. I wouldn't be surprised if half of them think we're from here. And the other half can suck something long and hard for all I care.

[God, Elena. They weren't exactly in Woodberry.]

[amplified]

So... Vampires are a thing too, huh. ( Joy of joys. )

[withbite]

Too? Oh, do tell.

[amplified]

And what benefit do I get from telling?

[withbite]

Appeasing my curiosity and making me a very happy vampire.

[amplified]

There's a laundry list of the supernaturally weird to go through. Besides, those all sound like your benefits. Not mine. ( She thinks for a moment. ) I'll trade you. Information for information. Do you know anything about the Unseelie yet?