video | seelie + unseelie ( Hedley Kow event! )

[caditquaestio]

[ Between the sulking rock and the zombie greenery, the Unseelie curtain wall isn't the most selfie-friendly nocturnal backdrop, but hey, Borgias can't be choosers and the creep-creep-creping eyeballs that peer between the vines periodically seem to love the locket attention. Now and then throughout the transmission, Cesare makes a game of stabbing at them without turning to look and missing loosely, or by a literal blink. ]

...sirs. Madams. Greetings to you and wine to your health. I shall not try your patience long: I am Valentino Masi, messenger to the house of don Lorenzo of Fire -

[ Wait. Can it be? The dulcet trill of the most obnoxious magical cow of all time? Moooooooo. ]

- Firenze. Fortuna has smiled upon me - I arrived in health, and the horses of the land are... [ 'Borrow'able. ] Able. I may do my trade.

[ Moooooooo. ]

If you want word or - [ Moooooooo. ] - token delivered to your fellow court, let us make bargain. I mean to leave the Unseelie grounds within the sennight and -

[ - Mooooooooooooooooooo. By this point, the curtain eyes may or may not be rolling, and even Cesare deigns to twitch. ]

...apologies. My next pair of boots calls.

[ Also: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ]


[ ooc: just as a heads-up, he is mostly offering to play messenger to gain information/a good official excuse to visit the Unseelies unharmed, so actually giving him something valuable might not be... a good idea... ]

Comments

Video

[showmeyourwreath]

[She is totally unsure how to approach this.]

Um. You seem to have a friend, there? Also, that is kind of you to offer.

[But seriously what is with that cow.]

audio

[caditquaestio]

A friend? You mean, perhaps my -

[ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ]

- boots and belt?

audio

[showmeyourwreath]

Not exactly, though I wouldn't take those away from you. Sometimes the right pair of boots can really be a girl's best friend. No, I was talking about something more alive?

[Or so she thinks. This is just audio, after all.]

[caditquaestio]

We call that my future boots and belt. It's troublesome, isn't it? Loud. Perhaps it's in love.

[showmeyourwreath]

Oh my, hopefully it won't come to that. Maybe you've charmed it without realising, sir.

[caditquaestio]

[ ...ding! ding! ding! ding! ]


I am so kind on your eyes?

omg i switched formats by accident, oops. she's still video

[showmeyourwreath]

Do you mean to ask me if I think you are enough to charm a cow?

[Because she'll try not to laugh. Honestly, she's already clearly amused, though not at his expense.]

no problem!

[caditquaestio]

...well? Give honest thought.

[showmeyourwreath]

Well, it honestly seems obvious to me that you're quite enchanting. [A beat.]

If we're still speaking of the taste cows, that is.

[She's not dodging the real question, what're you talking about c:]