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[aliased]

I need someone to tell me the way to the Unseelie court.

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[liugan]

Apologies, my dear, it seems I've mistakenly given you the wrong directions. Terribly sorry.

Second star to the right, and straight on until morning. You'll be here in no time.

[aliased]

That doesn't make any sense.

[liugan]

It makes perfect sense to me. I found my way here with those same directions.

[aliased]

You're a liar then.

[liugan]

In my own defense, you did not specify whether or not you wanted accurate directions.

[aliased]

[ if only you could see her face.] Who would want wrong directions?

[liugan]

[ it must be so precious :'3 ]

You meet all sorts of interesting folk here. One can never be certain.

[aliased]

[ how rood.]

Well, I want the RIGHT directions.

[liugan]

[ if she keeps being such a cutie pie Loki's going to want to keep her in his pocket. possibly literally. ]

Would you prefer I show you the way?

[aliased]

[ careful, she probably bites.]Can't you just tell me?

[liugan]

My given instructions were deemed unsatisfactory.

[aliased]

They were stupid.

What's your name?

[liugan]

Jennifer.

[aliased]

[ and she's going to believe that because... wtf is that name.]

Well, then I guess you don't really know the way, Jennifer.

[liugan]

[ it's just more fun that way tbh ]

Might I remind you that you did not ask for a specifically helpful person to give you the correct directions.

[aliased]

You should not have answered if you did not know.

[liugan]

I was bored.

[aliased]

That's stupid.

[liugan]

It will afflict you with it's curse one day or another.

[aliased]

I've been bored before.

[liugan]

Dreadful, isn't it?

[aliased]

There are worse things.

[liugan]

Oh, Valhalla forbid.

[aliased]

Is Valhalla your god?