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eachdraidh2014-06-06 05:50 pm
bratking) wrote in eachdraidh2014-06-06 05:50 pm
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001 👑 Video 👑 Open to both courts
[Joffrey only recently figured out how to get this thing working. It was all a bit baffling, really, for someone who was used to having to hand-write letters and potentially wait weeks for a response depending on where it was going.]
Firstly, for those who don't know me, I am Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. If that’s too much for you to remember, ‘Your Grace’ will do.
[Screeching and clawing can be heard from behind a nearby door.]
I've got one of those things trapped in there causing quite a fuss.
[He holds up his sword, Widow's Wail, a rather ornate sword with black and red ripples throughout the blade.]
I think it's time for a demonstration of what Valyrian Steel is capable of.
[He opens the door and takes a swing at the enraged imp, cleaving it nearly in half. It falls to the floor with a thud. Joffrey is usually quite the coward, but he seems to be pretty confident when holding Widow's Wail, placing a lot of faith in that sword and its capabilities.]
You see? It's no trouble at all. If anyone - anyone of the Unseelie court, at least - wants to go hunting for more, I'm ready, as long as you don't slow me down.
Firstly, for those who don't know me, I am Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of his Name, King of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. If that’s too much for you to remember, ‘Your Grace’ will do.
[Screeching and clawing can be heard from behind a nearby door.]
I've got one of those things trapped in there causing quite a fuss.
[He holds up his sword, Widow's Wail, a rather ornate sword with black and red ripples throughout the blade.]
I think it's time for a demonstration of what Valyrian Steel is capable of.
[He opens the door and takes a swing at the enraged imp, cleaving it nearly in half. It falls to the floor with a thud. Joffrey is usually quite the coward, but he seems to be pretty confident when holding Widow's Wail, placing a lot of faith in that sword and its capabilities.]
You see? It's no trouble at all. If anyone - anyone of the Unseelie court, at least - wants to go hunting for more, I'm ready, as long as you don't slow me down.
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[Still, she's pretty sure that first sentence was a joke and she's trying not to smile. It was a joke, right?]
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I thought queens don't have to raise their own children. Don't they have servants to do it for them?