Video - Unseelie/Seelie
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[Welcome to a smiling vampire. Not that anyone who doesn't know he's a vampire would know that. No fangs at the moment and he just looks like a cocky playboy.]
Salutations, and all that crap. The leader of the Lollipop Guild brought up a good point the other day and I figured that while there's a bit of a breather going on, I'd see about getting something done. As a title bearer, I'm probably going to need to get a secretary or housekeeper or... both. Someone to deal with the day to day business that comes with the whole town being built and putting together a council and all that boring stuff that, frankly, I just don't have time for. Then there's all those little managements that need to happen in larger buildings and I think this spire's going to need more than a maid.
Consider this an archaic classified ad. The pay will be nominal until my... alternate revenue source is solidified. Obviously it's going to have to be someone that's not twelve or still in their tee-- what?
[There's a moment's pause where Damon leans away from the locket, looking over it to someone who's talking. Someone who sounds a little annoyed. "No, Fernando, you can't be everything. As much as you want to, I need more things done than you ca-- I swear to god, if you start sulking, I will make them build a room with no windows that you can go crawl into and pout in. Don't give me that look. Go-- I don't know. Polish that leather thing you got me."
A heavy sigh is heard and Damon takes a moment to fish out a flask. After taking a long drink, he addresses the locket again.]
I'm adding a 'no hyper clingy people' to that. One is enough. If you don't mind trolls, worms, or vampires, this would be the place to start setting up shop. Just reply to this or send a missive if you can't.
[And with that, and another drink, Damon ends his 'ad'.]
Salutations, and all that crap. The leader of the Lollipop Guild brought up a good point the other day and I figured that while there's a bit of a breather going on, I'd see about getting something done. As a title bearer, I'm probably going to need to get a secretary or housekeeper or... both. Someone to deal with the day to day business that comes with the whole town being built and putting together a council and all that boring stuff that, frankly, I just don't have time for. Then there's all those little managements that need to happen in larger buildings and I think this spire's going to need more than a maid.
Consider this an archaic classified ad. The pay will be nominal until my... alternate revenue source is solidified. Obviously it's going to have to be someone that's not twelve or still in their tee-- what?
[There's a moment's pause where Damon leans away from the locket, looking over it to someone who's talking. Someone who sounds a little annoyed. "No, Fernando, you can't be everything. As much as you want to, I need more things done than you ca-- I swear to god, if you start sulking, I will make them build a room with no windows that you can go crawl into and pout in. Don't give me that look. Go-- I don't know. Polish that leather thing you got me."
A heavy sigh is heard and Damon takes a moment to fish out a flask. After taking a long drink, he addresses the locket again.]
I'm adding a 'no hyper clingy people' to that. One is enough. If you don't mind trolls, worms, or vampires, this would be the place to start setting up shop. Just reply to this or send a missive if you can't.
[And with that, and another drink, Damon ends his 'ad'.]