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eachdraidh2015-06-27 09:12 am
ofmyth) wrote in eachdraidh2015-06-27 09:12 am
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[If you've been so unlucky as to never run across Thor before, the man who appears in your locket may appear strangely larger than life. If you have met Thor, you know he is actually that large in real life.
He's looking rather pleased with himself today.]
Well met, residents of the Unseelie Court. For those of you I do not yet know - I am Thor, son of Odin, grandson of Borr, defender of Earth and Asgard, and god of thunder. [He inclines his head in greeting. Gotta make good first impressions right?.] For as long as I am here, I will lend my strength to the Unseelie cause, and see this Void overcome completely.
[How that's to be done? Well... let's not say anything that'll make the Monarchs mad, okay?
Instead, Thor wants to figure out how to get everyone working towards the goal in the first place. Y'all are a diverse bunch of misfits badly in need of a Breakfast Club movie, or at least a buddy cop/road trip flick.
You can thank Loki for introducing him to those tropes.
(speaking of Loki... a green-clad arm appears from offscren and makes bunny ears behind Thor's head as he continues.)]
If any of you wish to spar, or to learn how those of other worlds fight, I am willing to teach and be taught. This may be war, but there is honor to be gained on the training grounds. Moreover, I'll buy any fighter who can best me their weight in gold of ale!
[Bring it on, Unseelie. He'll honour his oath, no matter how many people beat him.]
And to any who outdrink me, I'll give a taste of the mead they serve in Valhalla. So potent, it makes strong men drunk with but a whiff!
(yadda, yadda, yadda, says Loki, owner of the bunny ears, now appearing in the background. He rolls his eyes, making talky signs with his hands.)
It is said to bring the favour of the Norns to any who can drink a full cup and walk the length of a room without stumbling!
[Thor holds a tankard into view, and toasts the cup to all watching. The feed ends.
That's the solution to disharmony, right? Drinking and fighting!]
He's looking rather pleased with himself today.]
Well met, residents of the Unseelie Court. For those of you I do not yet know - I am Thor, son of Odin, grandson of Borr, defender of Earth and Asgard, and god of thunder. [He inclines his head in greeting. Gotta make good first impressions right?.] For as long as I am here, I will lend my strength to the Unseelie cause, and see this Void overcome completely.
[How that's to be done? Well... let's not say anything that'll make the Monarchs mad, okay?
Instead, Thor wants to figure out how to get everyone working towards the goal in the first place. Y'all are a diverse bunch of misfits badly in need of a Breakfast Club movie, or at least a buddy cop/road trip flick.
You can thank Loki for introducing him to those tropes.
(speaking of Loki... a green-clad arm appears from offscren and makes bunny ears behind Thor's head as he continues.)]
If any of you wish to spar, or to learn how those of other worlds fight, I am willing to teach and be taught. This may be war, but there is honor to be gained on the training grounds. Moreover, I'll buy any fighter who can best me their weight in gold of ale!
[Bring it on, Unseelie. He'll honour his oath, no matter how many people beat him.]
And to any who outdrink me, I'll give a taste of the mead they serve in Valhalla. So potent, it makes strong men drunk with but a whiff!
(yadda, yadda, yadda, says Loki, owner of the bunny ears, now appearing in the background. He rolls his eyes, making talky signs with his hands.)
It is said to bring the favour of the Norns to any who can drink a full cup and walk the length of a room without stumbling!
[Thor holds a tankard into view, and toasts the cup to all watching. The feed ends.
That's the solution to disharmony, right? Drinking and fighting!]
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Then you understand why I'm willing to return the favor, should you ever need it.
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[Thor does not refuse Jack's offer, saying that his actions had been nothing. Something done for a loved one, no matter how trivial, was never nothing.]
Now, will you be taking me up on the fighting, or the drinking?
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[He really misses drunken club brawls sometimes.]
The fighting. It never hurts to learn another world's training. You never know who you might meet on the battlefield.