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[desperate_times]

Wakey-wakey eggs and bakey~.

[Have one smiling treasure hunter to greet you all. It's been quite a year! She's seen a lot of this world, but now it's back to business, it seems.]

Communications are back online! At least for us. I'll bet the seelie have theirs online now, too. How are we supposed to banter back and forth though? It's not as fun if we're not glaring at each other and shouting death threats.

Oh well, we can still glare in spirit, right?

[Let's see, what else is new?]

Have all the sleeping people woken up? You should know that while you were sleeping, we stripped you naked and made an Unseelie 2702 calendar. And if you weren't asleep, don't tell them that's a lie, you'll ruin the surprise.

Comments

[tacticalturtleneck]

Listening in on the losers isn't worth the lost brain cells. I'm losing enough with alcohol, I don't need people I hate doing it too.

[desperate_times]

Your hatred for the enemy is admirable. What do you think will happen now that the monarchs are back?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Do you want the details or just the summary?

[desperate_times]

Give me the dirty details.

[tacticalturtleneck]

We can start with the part where Morla is totally going to ask me to bang her. That's step number 1. Step number 2 is that I remain awesome and number 3 is probably something important but not really worth it.

[desperate_times]

[That gets a laugh. He's funny in a weird sort of way.]

Step 3 isn't something even bigger? Like becoming king of the universe?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Just so everyone else would actually have a reason to try to assassinate me? No thank you. I've ruined enough third world crackpot dictators to know where that one is going. The whole being a Baron thing is perfectly fine with me.

[desperate_times]

Oh, so you're a baron? That sounds nice.

[tacticalturtleneck]

Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't have said it. Baron Sterling Archer of Archer Point. Home of both the World Lacrosse Championships and the Chocobo World Cup AND Archer Point Military Academy. How boss can one place even get?

[desperate_times]

That does sound pretty boss.

I assume there are also outrageous parties there as well.

[It wouldn't really be boss otherwise.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

I'm completely plastered right now. Of course there's outrageous parties like every night. It's part of Archer Point culture.

[desperate_times]

Do you take anything going on around here seriously? I mean, we are in the middle of some kind of war, I hear.

[she's more amused than anything.]

[tacticalturtleneck]

We're in the middle of a war that has nothing to do with America or even the same world America is from.

Sooooooooooooo.....

....I shouldn't have as much fun as possible for what reasons?

[desperate_times]

You do want to go back to America one day, don't you?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Being a Baron is kind of like...a lot cooler. Sure, being a secret agent is great but I'd rather not have to see my mother ever again so it completely works out.

[desperate_times]

[He makes her laugh. He's funny, even if he's being serious about that.]

I guess some people do have it better here. I hope to attend one of your parties, then. I'm sure it's a great time.

[tacticalturtleneck]

You're totally welcome, for free. And welcome into my bed. That's free too.

[desperate_times]

How generous. I'll keep that in mind.