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Tyrion Lannister ([personal profile] impathy) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2015-03-02 08:02 am

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It's a fine day for sunshine. I find myself pitying those who choose to live beneath stones and only play at seeing sunlight. The real thing is not so easy to replicate. It seems to be getting warmer as well. Summer Is Coming, as they might say in my own Westerlands. If there is anything to love about this world, it is the peculiarly short seasons. It is a strange thing to have them all wrapped up in one year. I find myself wondering how it is you're able to keep track of them when they each go by so swiftly. It is near spring, but I'm told it will only be a few months long with more certainty than even the wisest maesters can manage - and this from an ill-bred soldier with scant few hairs on his lip.

I will say this for the south, however. It is blessed with very few imps.

[Locked to the Unseelie]

I've spent an uncomfortably long time in Seelie lands these past few weeks, though I am to understand a fairy ring is not so far off ahead of me. Would that we had such things in my own seven kingdoms, I might have done a fair bit more traveling. Though I confess I find it terribly disappoint how utterly small this world is made out to be. Is it truly a void beyond the oceans? I would imagine that it could not have always been that way. Certainly there had to be something far off out there, beyond where ships are able to reach.

In any case, I do have a point beyond the tedium of long riding. My name is Tyrion Lannister, which may not merit much weight here, but I was known as the King's Hand and the Master of Coin where I was from. I excelled in both duties and while I have no mind to butcher my features in further battles, I would see my skills put to proper use still. There is a certain spire that I feel might benefit from my talents and so it is there I mean to go. But I am given to understand there are a number of spires in all and would be only too glad to find other similar minded individuals to begin making certain investments. I do not yet have all my wealth at my disposal, but I promise you I always pay my due. A Lannister always pays his debts.

There is one other matter. Briefly for a time there were two of my kin here. My brother Jaime Lannister and my bastard nephew, Joffrey. Did anyone perchance to meet either of them? I know they are long gone from this world, but I would be interested to know if there was anything they might have left behind.
herotypical: [ happy ] (✝ nothing survives)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-05 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ she wouldn't, of course. wouldn't do what pleases her. for all her big talk about kicking back and having fun and riding that independence streak into the sunset, she's more a puritan than all else. a kind of person-shaped magnet for self-denial and flagellation. puritanical, through and through. what happiness does buffy summers deserve when her friends and family are still back in california? waiting for her.

but despite all of this inner broiling, she wears her grin with mischief. ]
And a shaved ice stand. And a huuuuge walk-in closet with, like, twenty of those adorable ruffled shirts. I can rock those.
herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ prepare for ascension)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-05 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Well, duh. What else do you think I'll be praying for? No one wants to be attacked.

[ except for sometimes when she really very does. ]
herotypical: [ snarky ; wtf ] (✝ when the levee breaks)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-05 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah: if wants and wishes were croissants and fishes, we'd all be -- well, probably suffering from some serious indigestion. [ hmph. ] Look. My fort isn't gonna be the problem child. I can promise you that much.

[ but she also seems unlikely to back that info up right now. like she said earlier: he'll have to come see it for himself. ]
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ; social ; giles ] (✝ standing in the way)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-10 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I've never really had a problem with sticking to my word. Keeping my promises. [ miles to go before i sleep. ]

Why -- have you?

[ had a problem keeping promises. ]
herotypical: [ sad ; angry ] (✝ defending all our policies)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Debts and promises aren't strictly the same.

[ one is a return -- payback. the other? promises, she believes, are things freely given without expecting anything in return. ]
herotypical: [ happy ; snarky ] (✝ i am a supersonic speciman)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
You do, huh? [ she pauses. not half-so-seriously composed as him. buffy smiles. ] Banks and cable companies must love you.

[ the slayer will keep a promise, but she'll be damned if buffy summers can ever manage to wipe out a debt. she's no rich lannister. ]
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herotypical: [ snarky ; happy ] (✝ learning how to dance the rain)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Anyone who talks about any amount of gold as a pittance probably comes from money. [ because it's been this long and she still can't quite wrap her mind around gold being a legit currency of any sort. ]
herotypical: [ social ; busy ; happy ; snarky ; giles ] (✝ but i have to squint)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well forgive her if she didn't realize she'd been speaking with one of the westerosi rockafellers. ]

You should be grateful. [ she had to make her fortune monster-hunting for months. ] A pittance is more than nothing, right?
herotypical: [ wtf ; angry ] (✝ and told you goodbye)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You just compared being sorta rich instead of filthy rich to...starvation. Wow. [ she is doomed to be the only sane one at the spire, isn't she? and that was, uh, unanticipated. ]
herotypical: [ happy ; snarky ; action ; lean ] (✝ pulled out the rug from under)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-11 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You get used to it. [ ... ] Not that my people were the richest anything. Maybe maybe the richest two-kid family on that particular block. But...

[ shit happened. ] Money doesn't last. In fact, I'm pretty sure blood and money are the only two things you can accurately use the word haemorrhage when talking about them. And at least with blood you can slap a bandage on that mess.
herotypical: [ neutral ; sad ] (✝ hurricane at the back of her throat)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-13 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Wastrels? Hardly.

We were very happy. [ once. never. in her hazy bad recollections. ] But then it's infidelity and divorce and moving to a new town and single-parent households and dad never finds the time to call from Spain and --

[ and she's rambling. buffy breathes deep. ] It's a long story. I call it The Fall of the House of Summers.

[ because who doesn't love a little poe humour, huh? ]
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herotypical: [ snarky ; wtf ] (✝ when the levee breaks)

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[personal profile] herotypical 2015-03-14 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
What? You don't think they're one and the same?

[ father issues, indeed. but she'll not come out a-warbling about each and every sin committed by hank summers. not breathe a word about his insistence to have his own daughter committed to an institution. cruel. his lapse of attention to the point of not so much as calling when his ex-wife died. neglectful.

she (almost compulsively) fashions herself as wholly normal: ]
We were an upper-middle-class family in Los Angeles. Parents splitting up was practically written into the stars. It's not just my story; it's everyone's story.

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