Video - Seelie/Unseelie

[teenyoda]

[He might have thought to lock it if he hadn't been so excited with his news.]

Oh my god! Okay, okay. So maybe this place isn't so bad. I got magic. That's apparently my gifty boon thing for getting my ass handed to me by the invading hoard.

[He pauses, blinking and grinning down at the locket.]

I'm actually living a video game now. I feel like I just leveled up. Now all I need's a familiar. But look. Look!

[He waves around a staff, then points the locket at the books that had arrived with the staff, symbols emblazoned on them and looking exactly like what they were; spell books.]

Dude, I'm a freaking magician. Wizard? Sorcerer? I don't really know yet, but I can do stuff. See?

[He'd already poured through part of a book and had memorized one incantation. He repeated it, the tip of his staff glowing before the comforter on his bed caught fire.]

Oh... uh, no. No, shit. No, wait I didn't, hey! Hey! Stop. Finito! FLAME OFF! FLAME! OFF!

[He drops the locket and the staff and goes to pull the comforter off to toss in the fireplace. Have fun watching that debacle.]

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[teenyoda]

... I'm going to.

[Maybe. Eventually. He was making plans, jeez, buddy. Pushy much?]

[liugan]

Before or after you burn the castle down?

[teenyoda]

I'm not going to burn the castle down.

God.

[liugan]

Prove me wrong, then.

[teenyoda]

In case you haven't noticed, the castle's still standing, hence I'm not burning it down.

And who exactly are you that I need to prove anything to? Huh?

[liugan]

I'm a sorcerer.

[teenyoda]

Really.

And that means what, exactly? Because if my thingy thing is right here, it's telling me you're aaaaaaaaall the way over in the Unseelie side of things. Which makes me wonder why impressing you should be on my schedule?

[liugan]

When was it that I gave you the impression that I wanted you to impress me? I offered advice anyone with a fraction of common sense would, and admitted freely that I find your foolish antics entertaining. As one should expect from the opposite court, no?

[teenyoda]

Prove me wrong, impress you, same thing. Basically, you want me to do something for you because... why?

For the record, my foolish antics are always entertaining.

[=| Rude, Loki.]

[liugan]

I believe you answered your question yourself.

[ taking joy in the distress of others awwwyeah. ]

[teenyoda]

... Wha-- at? You're bre--ing up. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I think I'm --ing through a tunn--

[Stiles, so very suave about ending calls.]

[liugan]

[ yeah, yeah, hint taken. Loki will just be laughing amusingly to himself as the feed ends. he might be keeping an eye on this one; seems like an entertaining idiot. ]