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Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald ([personal profile] enjoymyatelier) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2015-02-09 10:12 pm

BACKDATED TO DUSK ON THE 7TH | BOTH COURTS -> SEELIE LOCKED | VIDEO

OPEN TO BOTH COURTS

[...ahh, Kayneth, you're supposed to hate modernity! You're not supposed to be taking a video of the Jabberwhelp flying off like some kind of tourist with an iPhone and showing it off to everyone with a locket!

...actually, from his audible breathing, it's pretty clear that he's not taking a casual approach to this. After a moment or so, he can be heard muttering to himself...]


...yes, you might as well take "mutually assured destruction" up a notch by ensuring it lays everything to waste... did the Americans and Soviets think of anything quite this absolutely mad? Ah, one of them probably considered something...

[...he pauses, as though he remembered something...]

... oh, for the love of --- just a moment.

[He sighs angrily, ends the feed to both courts, and then opens up again for Seelie only.]

SEELIE LOCKED

...apologies for all that, it was a bit difficult not to get caught up in the moment of watching victory go absolutely pear shaped. It was best to warn everyone Seelie, and at least a video will show you what we're dealing with.

Anyway, that's the absolute horror that was unleashed from the ruins of Caer Scima just a moment ago... I've got absolutely no idea what that hideous thing is, but it's certainly something. I wanted to try and hunt it down, but...

[He turns the locket down to his hand, where his usually nice looking coat and gloves are looking like they've been left out in the rain for about a decade.]

...well, I'm eternally grateful for the fact that I can heal, because my flesh suffered roughly the same effects when I started getting too close to it. I have absolutely no idea where it's going now, but our prospects aren't looking fantastic if it crosses our paths. I wouldn't advise fighting it if you don't have anything you can use at range --- or at all, really, until we find out what in God's name it is and how to kill it.

...anyway, those of us at Scima won't be here too much longer at all, I'd imagine. I'd be happy to discuss something with someone who might know what's going on with this... perhaps when we're back in Seelie territory.

[...he goes back to mumbling as he begins shutting the locket.]

Ugh, what an absolute mess...
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[personal profile] gordianknots 2015-02-10 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I know, I was born in the 70s and grew up in the 80s! I mean sure, Russia was thawing back at that point but for fuck's sake--!

Also congratulations, you probably caused a premature release of the living nuke.
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[personal profile] gordianknots 2015-02-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
If that thing was under the fucking castle and the castle came off then that's on you you massive fucking cock. Your actions released it.
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[personal profile] gordianknots 2015-02-15 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[YOUR SIDE HAS ONE TWO, YOU FUCKER waver cannot say to the network]

We're done here, I don't have the patience to have this conversation right now. You've let out something that shouldn't have been because you were fool enough to not expect something like that. Get the fuck off the network before anyone thinks to come and find you for vengeance.