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Waver Velvet | Lord El-Melloi II ([personal profile] gordianknots) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2015-02-09 06:16 pm

Backdated to early 8 Feb | Text | Unseelie locked

By now I think everyone knows that the monarchs are asking us to run after the Jabberwock to try and return it back to them. We know that it responds to touch, that it likes puzzles, and that lavender will help soothe it.

But there are problems with what we’ve been told that need to be solved now.

1. It’s the middle of winter. We need sources of lavender, and I do not imagine that this will be easy. If anyone knows where to begin, and can say so on an open post here, you’d be doing everyone a great favour.
2. The Jabberwock isn’t small. Making puzzles that will be the right sie will be a struggle. Thoughts on how to go about that are welcome. I’m not imagining that it is going to be possible to walk up to this thing and ask it why did the chicken cross the road?
3. Touch. If this thing’s aura of rot is as true as old accounts have presented it, we need to find ways to deal with that. Quickly.

I’m encouraging brainstorming on this network post because anything that can be thought up together will have a greater chance of working.

Chime in if you can and for the love of whatever is dearest to you, stay safe.
chaoticwhimsy: (I see you.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they're the ones that let it out, so good.

Hmm.

What about those magic plant people? Uh. There used to be a bunch in the forest but somebody killed them all. They're in other places right?
chaoticwhimsy: (Staring into your soul.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
...If you can point me to it, I can probably get there. And not get caught.
chaoticwhimsy: (So you see.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Gimmie a minute.

[She's on video when she returns, hey Waver you're talking to a kid. She's got a map rolled out on the floor wherever she is, and she points her locket at it.]

Okay.
chaoticwhimsy: (I see you.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Lumina finds the spot he's talking about, by walking on the map actually, and she taps it with her toe before there's a little triumphant noise.]

I've been there before.

[Which means she can get back, really easily.]

I can teleport there, then...[She hesitates.] How do I find them? Will they just come talk to me? It's a big forest.

[Crap.]
chaoticwhimsy: (Oh come on.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goody. Because nothing says 'crazy person' like trying to have a conversation with trees.

[She huffs, but her expression is resolute.]

But we need it, don't we. I'll leave right away.
chaoticwhimsy: (So ya know...)

That works for me! She'll still go talk to trees.

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
[She giggles at that.] Everybody thinks I'm crazy anyway, so whatever.

[A beat.]

So if we find this stuff, and these riddles, and we calm him down. ...How are we gonna get him back to the castle?

[Unlike other people asking sarcastically, Lumina appears to genuinely mean this.]
chaoticwhimsy: (I try and I try and I try...)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
We'll need a ton of people for that.

[But it's doable...maybe.]

Think it can understand us? I could understand it..
chaoticwhimsy: (That's so quaint.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. [It sounded like a little kid, really.]

We have to try. It sounded like it was in so much pain...
chaoticwhimsy: (Listen here!)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
I...I don't know. Back to sleep maybe?

Morla wouldn't have told us to bring it back if she didn't have some kind of plan right?
chaoticwhimsy: (No that's stupid.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well. [Lumina does sometimes.] I mean, they kept it asleep so far?

Although maybe that was the castle doing it. Ugh. [She hisses.] Maybe the stupid seelie shouldn't have knocked it down, so we wouldn't have this problem.
chaoticwhimsy: (Let's see...)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
..Very little.

[There's an edge to Lumina's voice, and her little hands are balled into fists before she sucks in a breath.]

Can't worry about that right now though, huh? One disaster at a time. We get the jabberwock back, then figure out what's next.
chaoticwhimsy: (Listen here!)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods.]

Right. Okay. I'll message you when I've talked to the forest. [A faint grin.] Unless they throw apples at me or something.

[There weren't a lot of trees back where she came from, she's still getting used to them.]
chaoticwhimsy: (La la laaaaa.)

[personal profile] chaoticwhimsy 2015-02-10 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[She just groans.]

I'll be fine.

[Click.]