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[ The message that comes across the network is abrupt, as though the sender thought about sending it and simply did with no further thought. ]

I wish to learn more of the magic of your worlds, of this world. Not only how it works but how to use it.

I can offer a trade, should you require it.

[ After a moment, there's an addendum: ]

If you do not wish to discuss such things over the lockets, dedicate a shrine to the Outsider. I will know. We will speak there.

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[ somewhere out near the fifth spire, there is a pine tree, kind of hidden halfway behind a shoddily built cabin that serves as quarters while the spire proper is being built and there's fucking snow out all the goddamn time. under it, there's a little space cleared of pine needles:

four cans of mad bull work as the legs for the shrine, holding up a big piece of bark that got shucked off of some dead tree, with nails awkwardly rammed through them to keep it all in place. in the curved scoop of the bark, there's a cute little collection of stuff. some neat looking rocks, a broken arrow head... and a couple packets of wasabi paste. the main attraction, however, is the giant worm tooth the size of a grown man's face upright and leaning against the tree, a string tied around it, with several small paper shide hung from it, like lightning bolts agianst the white bone.

it's pretty great, right?

anyway, here's junpei, trying the thing out! ]

Hey, uh — Outsider, dude. I made you a thing, wasabi and everything. Come check it out.

[ Well. It's certainly the most unique shrine that's been built to him in a long time.

When the Outsider arrives, everything but the shrine and the two of them seems to melt away; they're unimportant. If anyone were to interrupt, they'd miss the entire conversation; all they would see would be Junpei looking momentarily dazed, no matter how long the two speak. It is, the Outsider thinks, a terribly effective way to share secrets.

Excuse him while he examines the worm tooth. ]

What is this?

[ DUDE... dude... the fog shit... is so weird and cool. he's gonna have to ask about it. ]

Giant worm tooth. There's a bunch of them out here, they keep trying to eat workers so my friend and I are working on killing them, but this one's the only one that our varren hasn't chewed on.

[ tiny pause. ] The shide is just to make it official and shriney.

[ Magic, Junpei. Magic. ]

I see. I wonder if they could perhaps be deterred instead of killed... they would certainly keep intruders away.

[ Giant worms = whales of the desert. Clearly. ]

That is the paper?

With what? A big ol' electric worm fence? We don't get any teeth that way...

[ and yukari wants to sell those... so... ]

Yep!

Certain scents that they dislike, perhaps.

[ Examining it more closely... ]

A tradition of your world?

[ :|a ] Well there's probably no point in killing more than we can sell parts for at once... Maybe I can get a lot of wasabi?

An' shide are supposed to help the um, spirit in the thing you put it on stay in there. I think. [ he laughs, and folds his hands up beside his head, or at least his mental image of himself does. (does his mental image project himself as taller than he actually is if he's like, I WANNA BE TALL?) ] I mean, it's not really my jam.

[ wait for it

waaaaiiiiit for it

okay now: ]

It is not your... preserved fruit spread?

... No. Jam as in, beat. Pump up the sweet jams.

[ oh hot reservoir, this is my jelly ]

As in... music?

Yeah! Make sure you use it right if you wanna say it though, okay? [ the phrase, he means. aigis always gets weird about it. ] Think of your jam as like, your theme music. But not literally, unless you actually do want theme music to play every time you show up somewhere new, you know, all like, dun dun da da dun dun dun, dun dun da da dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun da dun dun da dun, dan dan dan dun dan da dun da dun.

[ that was supposed to be the imperial march. ]

I will. [ ... he'll attempt to, anyway. ]

Could theme music be whale song?

[ dear god who let these two meet ]

I don't see why not? Someone might mistake it for a really loud upset stomach, though...

I take it you have not heard many whales.

Not unless it's the whale from Finding Nemo....

[ because if that's the case, he speaks whale... ]

What is Finding Nemo? Who is Nemo? Why is he lost?

Movie, baby clown fish with a gimpy fin, kidnapped by a diver off the reef.

Movie?

[ horrified gasp ] Oh, man, you're missing out, dude! So you know how the lockets have words, and then they have voice, and then they have the moving pictures? Movies are moving pictures that tell a story with super cool special effects and sweet theme music and badass fight scenes and can literally be about anything you want, ever.

I see- what are "special effects"?

[ The rest he understands. Stories, music as they have in a play, fight scenes... ]

Tricks to make it look like impossible things are real; my world doesn't have magic, so it has to use them a lot for the really out there movies, like, set in space and stuff. Finding Nemo is nothing but special effects, except for the voices of the fish.

I would like to see these effects, I believe. You will show me?

Sure! Next time I'm at the Station. Can I just give you another one of these and call?

[ the next one is going to be made out of instant ramen cups, hell yeah ]

Of course. Or use the lockets.

[ with the ramen still inside? ]

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