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eachdraidh2015-01-10 04:19 pm
writeswrongs) wrote in eachdraidh2015-01-10 04:19 pm
002 ♖ [video] | Seelie
[Richard Castle is coming to you live from the Seelie armory where he's been assisting in the process of organizing the weapons, shields and armor for the forthcoming battle. Since he honestly doesn't plan on riding out to fight with people he doesn't want to kill in a battle he doesn't want to participate in, he figures this is a way to still be helpful without actually risking life and limb. Castle, of course, has a different definition of "helpful" than most people do. In fact, the first thing one notices on the locket screen is Castle wearing an armored helmet. He lifts the face shield and smiles at his audience.]
Hey. So, I just wanted to draw your attention to the armory. If you haven't visited here lately, they have the latest medieval technology for all your fighting needs, including armor hand-shined by yours truly.
[He turns the locket around in order to show a panoramic view of rows of shiny breastplates and helmets, all stacked neatly and awaiting wearers, then turns the view back on himself.]
So come check it out. I might even fit you myself, if you're that lucky.
[With that, Castle flips down the front of his helmet and flashes a thumbs up to the locket. Then, as an afterthought, he quickly raises the hatch again.]
Oh, while I'm thinking about it... I've heard that it's possible to use guns here. If you have any knowledge about how to acquire one, even if it's, shall we say, an older model, I'd be very interested to hear what you know.
Hey. So, I just wanted to draw your attention to the armory. If you haven't visited here lately, they have the latest medieval technology for all your fighting needs, including armor hand-shined by yours truly.
[He turns the locket around in order to show a panoramic view of rows of shiny breastplates and helmets, all stacked neatly and awaiting wearers, then turns the view back on himself.]
So come check it out. I might even fit you myself, if you're that lucky.
[With that, Castle flips down the front of his helmet and flashes a thumbs up to the locket. Then, as an afterthought, he quickly raises the hatch again.]
Oh, while I'm thinking about it... I've heard that it's possible to use guns here. If you have any knowledge about how to acquire one, even if it's, shall we say, an older model, I'd be very interested to hear what you know.
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[ no. he looks a little too old to be a squire, unless he is truly so unfortunate. ] Isn't it a squire's duty to polish armour?
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[Definitely not that pathetic. Although if squires don't go out to fight either then he might as well be a squire.]
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[Might as well be him until he figures out a better use here for his talents.]
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Beg pardon. I never meant...if you want to polish the armour, I suppose you ought to polish the armour.
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I'm not really like... a knight. A warrior, anything like that.
[Castle's being pretty honest and not inflating his ego at the moment. Granted he doesn't usually brag about stuff he can't actually back up with skill.]
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You're a -- what's a detective? Beg pardon.
[ and what's a fiancee, while we're at it. ]
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Is it not a morbid profession?
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[And he has the stomach for it. Whatever that says about him.]
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[ a pause. ] So. You are the city watch.
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[ not a question -- merely a statement of fact, or else what she would call it back in westeros. ]