Chloe Frazer (
desperate_times) wrote in
eachdraidh2015-01-08 09:46 pm
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[Chloe is being filmed by another. She’s aboard the Black Pearl, sailing high in Unseelie skies.]
Well! It looks like we’re being called to do a little work. Since I don’t like to be on the bad side of uber-powerful beings, I’m going to have to be good and scout the southern border of the Unseelie territory.
So! Here’s what that means to you.
If you cross the border and you are not Unseelie, I may just have to drop something unpleasant on you from above. The Black Pearl will be sailing to-and-fro, and despite not having actual eyes, the skeleton crew is somehow pretty good at spotting things. Let’s try to avoid that nastiness, alright?
[A bright smile.]
This job is, well, it’s not exactly entertaining, so here’s how we’re spicing it up.
[She steps aside and lifts her arms out ala Vanna White to show off three mystery boxes. They’re so mysterious they even have big ? marks painted on them!]
Ladies and gentleman, inside of these boxes are three super fun surprises. Or, fun for me, anyway. I’ve asked my crew to place inside one of these boxes a load of confetti, in another box a load of dish water, and in a third box, a load of cow dung.
When you’re spotted, I’ll randomly choose a box! I’ll have no idea what’s in it until my crew drops it on top of you. Won’t that be exciting?
Now, if you continue to persist in your venture into Unseelie territory, the next thing that falls on you will be a cannonball.
See? We can make patrols less boring if we try really hard.
Well! It looks like we’re being called to do a little work. Since I don’t like to be on the bad side of uber-powerful beings, I’m going to have to be good and scout the southern border of the Unseelie territory.
So! Here’s what that means to you.
If you cross the border and you are not Unseelie, I may just have to drop something unpleasant on you from above. The Black Pearl will be sailing to-and-fro, and despite not having actual eyes, the skeleton crew is somehow pretty good at spotting things. Let’s try to avoid that nastiness, alright?
[A bright smile.]
This job is, well, it’s not exactly entertaining, so here’s how we’re spicing it up.
[She steps aside and lifts her arms out ala Vanna White to show off three mystery boxes. They’re so mysterious they even have big ? marks painted on them!]
Ladies and gentleman, inside of these boxes are three super fun surprises. Or, fun for me, anyway. I’ve asked my crew to place inside one of these boxes a load of confetti, in another box a load of dish water, and in a third box, a load of cow dung.
When you’re spotted, I’ll randomly choose a box! I’ll have no idea what’s in it until my crew drops it on top of you. Won’t that be exciting?
Now, if you continue to persist in your venture into Unseelie territory, the next thing that falls on you will be a cannonball.
See? We can make patrols less boring if we try really hard.
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