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eachdraidh2014-12-15 01:03 am
truesight) wrote in eachdraidh2014-12-15 01:03 am
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--obody eat the meatpies!
[ guess who's just barely turned her locket on before shouting her Very Important Message at it? this girl. the only light in the room is a dim candle at the other side of the room and the glow of the video feed, but her eyes are still glowing a bit, a bright green, and she's obviously not in a trance but she totally just had a prophetic dream.
even if it is super.. vague.. ]
For the next - [ quick, math! ] - four days and three nights - [ thinkythink ] - not including this one, don't eat the meatpies. None of them. Not even a bite.
It'll kill you. Maybe.
[ her voice is still rough with sleep and she's got a dark red smudge on her cheek from where the heel of her hand was pressed to it when she fell asleep a few hours before, but. well. she seems totally serious. so, so serious about dem meatpies. ]
I don't know why and I don't know what causes it and I don't know who exactly could end up dead, but. Just to be safe, I'm going to say that nobody should eat them.
-- At least, I think it was a meatpie. It could have been any kind of pie, but they were little, you know? Those little personal pies they always have at the feast, and you can get them in the- you can ask for them anytime. [ wuhh she's tired. crashing fast, even as she's gesturing "LITTLE PIE, THIS BIG!!" with her hands at the camera.. ] I saw a people eating them, and then dropping dead. Quick flashes of it. No details. S'just- the pies.
Okay.
Going to go back to sleep now. But don't eat the pies.
[ sleepy nodnodnodnodnod, and then she's shutting off her locket. and she might not even remember this later, not in full detail, but. well. there's that. ]
[ ooc: this isn't actually anything ..important, I just wanted to futz with Rachel's canon abilities a bit here in a silly way. which I have a permissions post for here if anybody wants to actually have their character choke on a pie, hahaha. or whatever! always up for plotting vague vision things just to mess with characters' heads. could be important things, or silly things like this. but yeah. nothin' to read into here though, which is the main point of my ooc note c: ]
[ guess who's just barely turned her locket on before shouting her Very Important Message at it? this girl. the only light in the room is a dim candle at the other side of the room and the glow of the video feed, but her eyes are still glowing a bit, a bright green, and she's obviously not in a trance but she totally just had a prophetic dream.
even if it is super.. vague.. ]
For the next - [ quick, math! ] - four days and three nights - [ thinkythink ] - not including this one, don't eat the meatpies. None of them. Not even a bite.
It'll kill you. Maybe.
[ her voice is still rough with sleep and she's got a dark red smudge on her cheek from where the heel of her hand was pressed to it when she fell asleep a few hours before, but. well. she seems totally serious. so, so serious about dem meatpies. ]
I don't know why and I don't know what causes it and I don't know who exactly could end up dead, but. Just to be safe, I'm going to say that nobody should eat them.
-- At least, I think it was a meatpie. It could have been any kind of pie, but they were little, you know? Those little personal pies they always have at the feast, and you can get them in the- you can ask for them anytime. [ wuhh she's tired. crashing fast, even as she's gesturing "LITTLE PIE, THIS BIG!!" with her hands at the camera.. ] I saw a people eating them, and then dropping dead. Quick flashes of it. No details. S'just- the pies.
Okay.
Going to go back to sleep now. But don't eat the pies.
[ sleepy nodnodnodnodnod, and then she's shutting off her locket. and she might not even remember this later, not in full detail, but. well. there's that. ]
[ ooc: this isn't actually anything ..important, I just wanted to futz with Rachel's canon abilities a bit here in a silly way. which I have a permissions post for here if anybody wants to actually have their character choke on a pie, hahaha. or whatever! always up for plotting vague vision things just to mess with characters' heads. could be important things, or silly things like this. but yeah. nothin' to read into here though, which is the main point of my ooc note c: ]
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[ look at what you've condemned them all to, rach. look at it. ]
At least the pies aren't trying to eat us. I think I heard the fairies talking about something like that once - the food trying to eat the eater. It's like... [ time to break out the old Russian accent, terrible as it is. ] "In Soviet Drabwurld, the food eats you!"
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You're going to jinx it! If a pie comes after you in the night, I'm just going to watch from afar shouting "you brought this on yourself" as you run for your life.
-- Okay, that's not true. I'd shoot it with arrows. I'd try to, at least, I'm still working on hitting moving targets.
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[ Her comment about moving targets has him thinking, though. ] Maybe we should work on that. I can probably figure something out to make it easier, or at least set something up so you can practice on a moving target instead of the regular old stationary ones.
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But what did you have in mind?
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Well, we wouldn't want to ask the fairies to push it around for you, but we could make a rig so all you or someone else could power it while you're shooting. [ And this next part leaves a bit of a sour taste in his mouth. ] Or I guess we could find a way to use magic to make it move on its own.