junpei ❝i got yo earrings, yuka-tan❞ iori (
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[ ok. ok hello. we're in the woods, right? crappy. whatever imps told told junpei that yukari was out here in the woods were JERKS.... it's the karmic justice he gets for smushing their comrades on arrival. so, woods. la llorona, probably, judging by the CREEPY AMBIANCE and general lack of sunlight making it's way down through the trees to ground level. hello everyone!! did you know camping out here absolutely SUCKS? because it does. and his horse keeps biting him. ]
Hey, Yuka-tan, I know you're scared of ghosts and all, but where the hell are you hiding out here? None of these are ghosts, they're solid, they have knives and whatever so you can come out of whatever shrub you're hiding under and talk to me already! I know your phone's not working, but come onnnnnn, what's the deal?
[ suddenly, an enlightened pause. ]
You didn't get turned into a deer or something, did you?
[ STUPEI, ACE DEFECTIVE, everyone. he is the BRAINS of this operation. little does he know that there are, actually, probably ghosts in here after all but his burning anime friend spirit is probably keeping them away. isnt it great!!!
but let's also ask the general public for help. ]
Uh, if anyone else has seen a girl with a pink sweater and a bad attitude and some archery stuff, can they tell me? Her name's Yukari.
Hey, Yuka-tan, I know you're scared of ghosts and all, but where the hell are you hiding out here? None of these are ghosts, they're solid, they have knives and whatever so you can come out of whatever shrub you're hiding under and talk to me already! I know your phone's not working, but come onnnnnn, what's the deal?
[ suddenly, an enlightened pause. ]
You didn't get turned into a deer or something, did you?
[ STUPEI, ACE DEFECTIVE, everyone. he is the BRAINS of this operation. little does he know that there are, actually, probably ghosts in here after all but his burning anime friend spirit is probably keeping them away. isnt it great!!!
but let's also ask the general public for help. ]
Uh, if anyone else has seen a girl with a pink sweater and a bad attitude and some archery stuff, can they tell me? Her name's Yukari.
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[ selective hearing. ]
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Well, alright, pink should stand out pretty easily in this place so if I spot her from the sky, I'll fill you in.
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-- You can fly? You... might wanna give her a heads up or she'll probably try and shoot you if you drop down outta nowhere.
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[Why is he agreeing to help find this girl? SHE SEEMS CRUEL.]
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Is that so? [Makes a note in his head that she will NOT like Pitch.] Well, trust me. I'm the anti-spooky. Too much fun in this spirit. She'll be fine.
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[Also giving you a stern look, mister. Stop that teasing.]
If you find her elsewhere, take them there. It'll save takin' one or both all th' way back tae Caer Scima.
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[And she's only recently started learning about that thanks to living with Ariadne so '^']
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[She points to the left side of his map.]
It's tae th' left near th' mountains. [A pause.] Ye might want tae take some meat with ye for Straton. It'll make him a little friendlier.
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Okay, okay, it was just an idea! We'll find like... a bear... or something. Jeez, I shoulda named you Yuka-tan 2.0...
[ how he hasn't been killed yet is a miracle... ]
Okay, um, just real quick, Scotty. I know Jack, but... who're you?
[ other wise he is gonna call her star trek for the rest of her life. i mean. uh. the day. ]
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A rabbit will do. He's only a wee bandersnatch cub.
[It really is a miracle, though she's seriously considering it as she halts Angus a moment.]
Merida, firstborn of Clan DunBroch, daughter of Fergus th' Bear King.
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