eachdraidh | seventh shot ☢ TEXT (unseelie locked)

Hi there, Kieren here. A couple of things! Say theoretically you can't age due to any kind of circumstance, would you consider yourself a year older on your birthday?

I was asked to a census by majordomo Higgin of Caer Scima. Some of you were really forth-coming (thank you) and some of you were sort of really evasive and suspicious, but that's understandable given most Unseelie are supposed to be opportunists. Attached is the Census - some of you I didn't get a chance to ask personally, so I had to do some digging. For the record, you bribe imps into anything if the right amount of mulled mead is involved. Naturally some of the information might be a bit inaccurate, so I'll edit and remove where necessary. I mean, I'm not sure how much I trust imps, but they were really excited about the mead.

This might be a bit more candid than Higgin anticipated, but there's always edits and polishing. Later.

» KIEREN WALKER | CAER SCIMA & THE STATION
undead, limited immortality, no combat skills

» HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK (THIRD) | VARIOUS
some combat skills, dragon trainer/whisperer

» JACK FROST | STATION & VARIOUS
ability to create and manipulate snow and ice, undead, possible limited immortality? some combat skills

» THOMAS | CAER SCIMA
telepathy (nb: limited ability), some combat skills, other skills unspecified 

» TERESA | CAER SCIMA (FORMER SEELIE)
telepathy (nb: limited ability), some combat skills? some scientific skill

» MINHO | CAER SCIMA
combat skills, strategist?

» MERIDA (PRINCESS) | VARIOUS 
combat skills, proficient archer, scottish so probably good at fighting 

» CASSIE BLAKE | CAER SCIMA
magic, combat skills

» ZUKO (PRINCE) | CAER SCIMA
fire bender (??), combat skills

» PETER HALE | CAER SCIMA 
alpha werewolf, direwolf shift, advanced healing, enhanced speed, super strength

» MALIA TATE | STATION AND VARIOUS
were-coyote, advanced healing, enhanced speed, super strength, coyote shift

» NERDANEL | CAER SCIMA
sculptor

» DAMON SALVITORE | CAER SCIMA
vampire, limited immortality (starting to wonder if any of us are really immortal if it's limited)

» ERIK LEHNSHERR | VARIOUS
abilities unavailable for public knowledge, displays uncanny ability to sound exactly like boyfriend though

» MORGANA PENDRAGON | VARIOUS
my default guess is magic, unverified though

» GERALT | VARIOUS
some sort of alchemist

» ARIADNE | CAER SCIMA
can travel through shadows, has some sort of concealment ability

» HARRY POTTER | VARIOUS
magic, some combat ability

» SABER ALTER | MAUPERTIUS
heroic spirit? 

» RIN TOSHIKA | UNVERIFIED
magic ability

» KYOYA HIBARI | UNVERIFIED
exceptional combat skill

» JUNPEI IORI | CAER SCIMA
a persona? 

» YUKARI TAKEBA | CAER SCIMA
what is a persona?

» EFFY STONEM | CAER SCIMA
no abilities, but apparently has drugs so there's that

» THE OUTSIDER | THE STATION
abilities go here

» ALICE LIDDELL | UNVERIFIED
exceptional combat skills according to imps

» EREN JAEGER | UNVERIFIED
turns into some sort of giant, I think this is mostly imp gossip

» GRELL SUTCLIFFE | UNVERIFIED
death god (personally unsure how to feel)

» FAOLAN | UNVERIFIED
some combat skills, imps tell me he sings?

» CONNOR | UNVERIFIED
thought I was a vampire, going to assume he has combat experience fighting vampires

» SARALEGUI | REDGATE
nothing of note

» THE BRUCOLAC | UNVERIFIED
vampire

» WAVER VELVET | NIMH GLEANNE
instructs, apparently grumpy

» MICHAEL ROA VALDAMJONG | QUENDI
I think he's undead (due to extended stay in Quedi)

» KATSA | UNVERIFIED
combat skills of some sort

There are apparently a few undead folks kicking around. We should start a support group.

Anyway, I know for a fact I missed a few people, so if you'd like to help out, feel free to drop me your current location and any outstanding powers you have. I'll be updating this every six months, provided I'm still here? If you're location is UNVERIFIED and you feel like verifying it, please do so.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Posterity?

Twenty-four years old it is then.

Do you plan on being here for an entire normal human lifetime? Or having friends who live here an entire normal human lifetime?

[ posterity his ass. ]

Little young to be undead with limited immortality.

I died almost six years ago. In 2009 :).

And I suppose so. I can't go home on my own, can I ?

Edited 2014-12-07 20:43 (UTC)

What is that :) supposed to be? Don't. Six years is a drop in the immortality bucket, maybe not so much the undead bucket though. Depending on the hows.

No, but holding out for staying a 100+ years might be pushing it.

I think we all get extended life spans here, though. You'd have to ask an imp. Or a monarch.

Six years is a long time, I'd say? Especially if you die at 18 (me), pop back up and when you get your wits about you again five years have passed.

I think that makes me 23, actually, now that I do the math.

And I think some of the answers to this might prove that some normally have extended lifespans. Not everyone is your limited immortality level. But fine, fine, change it to 500+, multiple centuries always pushes it.

...It took you five years to get your wits about you back? Seriously? Five. That is— How does it take you that long?

I was a bit busy being a zombie, I suppose. Doing what zombie's do. It wasn't exactly a good time for me.

Spending five years doing what zombies do, depending on what lore you want to use is a bit much. Most wouldn't last that many years as a zombie.

Maybe there was a brain beyond the zombie condition if you managed to live that long. Or you managed to avoid everyone by luck. Anyone else like that?

Edited (...i have no idea why i wrote attach) 2014-12-28 08:40 (UTC)

Of course there was a brain. I mean, I'm told we operated at a really primitive state? We ate brains to, I don't know, absorb their cells probably. If we didn't eat the brains we started rotting away. Look, I have to be honest with you, not a lot of what I am makes a lot of sense here. I mean, I was dead in the ground for a couple of weeks at least before I popped back up and started -- you know.

Also, actually, now that we're on about it. I haven't eaten a brain in a year and I'm def not rotting away? So I mean, what's up with that? I know the Neurotriptyline helps with neurogensis, but apparently it also stops the rotting the same eating brains did?

If you can figure this out, I'm all ears.

I don't know if it's escaped your notice but a fair number of things here don't make sense. Your zombie or formerly zombie status isn't necessarily unique.

...Are you being sarcastic or actually asking if I can figure it out? Text muddles meanings of things and I could try and figure it out. It'd be fun, now that I think about it.

It was partly sarcasm, but if you figure it out I'll be all ears.

Never be sarcastic around me, I have a tendency to assume it's literal unless told otherwise. Give me time to figure it out. Quite a bit, just because travel takes so long in this world.

I'll make sure to get back in touch with you when I figure it out.

[ ...when. that should probably be an if, but hey he can pretend he'll totally get it. ]

Do you need a tissue sample?

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