buffy anne summers (
herotypical) wrote in
eachdraidh2014-12-06 09:06 pm
(second stake) video ✧ open to both courts
[ and so the slayer cracks open her locket once again. not, as some might anticipate, to comment aloud about the woeful state of animal welfare in these lands (as others already have. instead, she has a far more personal bone to pick. some domestic fat to chew. ]
Uhm. Pop quiz: where's the best place in the Drabwurld to raise a...teenager? [ she almost says 'kid', but corrects herself at the last moment. last thing she needs is yet another i'm not a kid argument with dawn. ] You know. Temporarily. Until we find a way outta this Ren-Faire disaster. Until then, I wanna know it all. Crime stats; outlet malls; hip-but-age-appropriate dance clubs. Preferably the kind where they definitely don't serve minors. [ each item is ticked off on her fingers. ]
O-oh! And schools. Please tell me there's at least one rinky-dink town that includes whatever counts as high school's wacky medieval cousin. [ because dawn summers is not dropping out by default. or so buffy vainly believes. she just hopes there are no hellmouths lurking about to interfere with math class. ] Knowledge is power, right?
[ funny. she never cared that much about the plight of kidnapped teenagers before now. but with the sudden arrival of the little sister, everything's changed. time to settle down and find herself a dependable chore chart, figure out a good curfew, and start disapproving of all of dawn's new friends. ]
Uhm. Pop quiz: where's the best place in the Drabwurld to raise a...teenager? [ she almost says 'kid', but corrects herself at the last moment. last thing she needs is yet another i'm not a kid argument with dawn. ] You know. Temporarily. Until we find a way outta this Ren-Faire disaster. Until then, I wanna know it all. Crime stats; outlet malls; hip-but-age-appropriate dance clubs. Preferably the kind where they definitely don't serve minors. [ each item is ticked off on her fingers. ]
O-oh! And schools. Please tell me there's at least one rinky-dink town that includes whatever counts as high school's wacky medieval cousin. [ because dawn summers is not dropping out by default. or so buffy vainly believes. she just hopes there are no hellmouths lurking about to interfere with math class. ] Knowledge is power, right?
[ funny. she never cared that much about the plight of kidnapped teenagers before now. but with the sudden arrival of the little sister, everything's changed. time to settle down and find herself a dependable chore chart, figure out a good curfew, and start disapproving of all of dawn's new friends. ]

video.
[ She smiles brightly. ]
My name is Hermione. Hermione Granger. You can send her my way if you'd like.
video.
D-Dawn. My sister's name is Dawn. I'll -- uhm -- get right on that.
video.
Good! I'll keep an ear out and she and I can sit down and talk about what she wants to learn and what she's interested in.
video.
I guess that's one thing the lockets are shockingly good for. Long-distance learning. Maybe?
video.
video.
[ real smooth. real cool. good job, buffy. ]
video.
[ She doesn't remember saying she's a witch. It happens, though. ]
But that's right. I can apparate - teleport.
video.
[ oh what the hell. ] I've met witches before. It's not an insane leap of logic.
[ but it kinda was. ]
video.
[ Of course, Hermione. She shakes her head, letting her smile widen. ]
You can tell your sister I'll teach her whatever I can.
video.