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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

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[gandere]

Are you saying you're incapable of sucking two at once? I thought you were pretty impressive before, but I guess my opinion of you has changed suddenly.

video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

You've got some serious priority issues if you judge people by how many hotdogs they can stick in their mouths at once.

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[gandere]

You're the only one who is holding yourself back. My priorities are of no concern here.

[ Shrugging it off. ] So can you or can you not do two at once?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

I'm pretty sure I see where you're trying to go with this question.

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[gandere]

A girl has to find her fetishes somewhere, doesn't she? [ This isn't her fetish whatsoever. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

No, no. Wrong direction.

Try again.