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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

[herotypical]

Awwh. Does the poor little gunslinger need help finding the armoury?

[tacticalturtleneck]

Duh, I'm not some kind of psychic. I'd be more disturbed if I magically knew where it was.

[herotypical]

You could always ask. There's only, like, ten million gross imps running around. [ then after a beat. ] Are you still in Caer Scoliosis?

[ she means scima. duh. ]

[tacticalturtleneck]

...what? I don't speak potato.

[herotypical]

...Yeah. Nevermind. Forget I asked.

[ oh and they were so close to maybe possibly mutually geeking out over rampage-worthy blades. ]