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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Nope.

Seriously, though. Can't you just capture this dude and let me have a beer with him before you decide to chop his head off or whatever you used to do in your Briton days.

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[scorchedchivalry]

I hunt with the bow and arrow. And decapitation is the favored method of the French, not the British.

If you wish to see if the White Hart will have a beer with you [as ridiculous of a notion as it is], I suggest attempting to find him yourself.

[And Saber is glad that she has managed to deflect this man away from the subject of sex.]

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Oh, right, the whole cut off the index and middle finger so you shits can't fire a bow. That's how it used to roll.

[No one can call him literally stupid. Just picking the wrong time period, that's all.]

And maybe I will!

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[scorchedchivalry]

Then I bid you good hunting.