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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Instead of trying to be a pimply faced tabletop nerd, you could have listened to what I said and that would have covered your oh so smart statement! God!

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[red_branch]

I didn't really listen. You sounded pretty hysterical.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yet another person who can't sit still for less than ten seconds. Holy shit, what is this? ADD Land?

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[red_branch]

Why are you yelling? You should relax a bit--maybe stop whining about a weird local tradition.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Ever hear of the Aztecs, kid?

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[red_branch]

'Weird local tradition' is a serious understatement in that case.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Not if you're British. Seriously, have you listened to their humor?

[Wildly off the point but it seemed good enough to take a shot at English humor.]

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[red_branch]

There's such a thing as Britains with a sense of humor?

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[tacticalturtleneck]

Try Gordon Ramsey. I don't know if it's intentional but holy shit that man is my hero.