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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Do you not even watch Tom Hanks movies? Holy shit, how backwards are you?

video;

[enthraller]

What are Tom Hanks movies?

[Probably gonna regret asking.]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Uh....Houston, we have a problem. And that problem is effete men.

Oh my god, can you cut your hair or something because my dick and my brain are having an intense argument right now.

video;

[enthraller]

Excuse me? What's wrong with my hair?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

The whole part where it makes you look like a girl.

video;

[enthraller]

[wow fuck off]

My face will still look like this no matter what length my hair is.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Yeah? Then what you need is a Rocky style montage sequence. That'll set you right.

video;

[enthraller]

...What?

[what the fuck is a rocky. what the fuck is literally everything coming out of your mouth.]

No, actually, don't bother. I give up.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

No, no. You're not getting away with this one! By the time my stay here is finished, you're going to have memorized Eye of the Tiger and you're going to love it!

video;

[enthraller]

I have no idea what that is, and I don't care.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

[Don't mind Archer as he starts humming the opening to Eye of the Tiger!!!]

video;

[enthraller]

[Don't mind Sara as he rolls his eyes and snaps the locket shut.]