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[tacticalturtleneck]

Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

Comments

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Hah, you had to think about it! Which means it'll be a yes in the future.

video;

[boutant]

Does this approach usually work on people?

[ captain america is gonna kick your ass, son ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

[Captain America never fought actual, real Soviets. Only fake ones. How can he even call himself a Captain of America??????]

Babe, it always works in the end. No one can resist these glutes.

video;

[boutant]

[ Well, he fought Nazis.

Though if Ariadne were truly upset enough, she'd just turn into a shadow monster. The Drabwurld has all sorts of nice tricks. ]

That must be exhausting. [ Dry. And totally baiting. ]

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

It's just experience. You can't just make these out of nothing.

video;

[boutant]

What about the people you don't want to have sex with?

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

.............

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....oh, you mean guys? Yeah, I don't even know.

video;

[boutant]

There are mermaids here, you know. If you're- into that.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Good question though. Are they the semon demon type of mermaids or the eat your intestines for breakfast type?

video;

[boutant]

I think it depends on how you treat them.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

There's a really thin line here between pain and pleasure and "I think" isn't really going to cut it.

video;

[boutant]

I know you want to make sure not to upset any selkies? Or- really, just don't talk to the selkies unless you have to.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Sooooooooo, duct tape their mouths and bang them?

video;

[boutant]

They might have claws.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Shit, you're really trying to make this hard for me, aren't you?

video;

[boutant]

No, I'm trying to keep you from being eviscerated by attractive magical women.

Re: video;

[tacticalturtleneck]

Have you ever considered that the danger just might be awesome??

video;

[boutant]

If you're into that, I guess.