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Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

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Look, Khajiit or whatever. If you're going to hunt this thing, that's okay. It's the rules of nature for the more awesome to kill the less awesome.

Then Khajiit is glad to have your blessing. Surely this hunt will be a victorious one.

[ Not that he's actually that confident of his chances, but as far as he's concerned, they're both in on the same joke...right? Surely... ]

Delving deep into my Japanese knowledge, which is admittedly low, I'm going to guess that Khajiit is what you are. So what the hell is your name?

[This is freaking important. At least, to Archer.]

This one is called J'sairr, and should J'sairr find victory, perhaps this one will also be called the most awesome of all.

A man of your wisdom must have a name as well, no?

Archer. Sterling Archer but all my pals call me Archer. And you're totally going to be a pal, J'Sairr.

Archer, hmm?

[ He's definitely heard stranger names before, but that's hardly an excuse for him not to roll with it: ]

Surely one with such an illustrious name as yours must be quite fearsome with a bow, hmm? This one should like to see such skill.

I don't mean to brag but I'm pretty good with most of any weapon. Though I'm better with guns.

Ahh, but of course. Humility is the mark of any truly powerful warrior, no? And surely you make yourself no exception.

Let's be straight. Whatever pre-capitalistic society you come from might have honor and all that but in the glorious world of post-capitalism, no one is ever going to hire you unless you talk the talk and walk the walk.

[ Han was mostly ignoring the conversation that J'sairr was having over th lockets. He figured someone else's comm calls were none of his damned business, and since J'sairr was a pal, he wasn't going to be a nosy busybody about it.

But after unintentionally listening to this circle of nonsense for a few moments, he can't take it any more. ]

This guy is cracked, J'sairr, Cut transmission before it starts catching.

[ J'sairr makes sure to hold the locket well out of earshot before he replies to Han. ]

Cracked? Yes, this much is quite certain. But for this man to make such amusement of himself is hardly an opportunity worth wasting, no?

[ Han can't help it, he laughs. Loudly. He hadn't expected that sort of thing from J'sairr, but he can't say he dislikes it. More of a very welcome surprise. He's missed such sass in his life. ]

Far be it from me to keep any being from making a fool of themselves.

[ It's the rules of nature for the more awesome to kill the less awesome. Just the memory of those words starts Han laughing again. ]

Pity we can't record this for a holovid, might make a credit or two.

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