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Look, let's make something clear here.

[DEEP BREATH.]

Killing other people? Who cares. I can name about a billion people who don't even deserve to take another breath.

Killing alligators and crocodiles? Wipe them out. What are they good for other than looking stupid and starring in movies that are only awesome because of the actors.

But...

But...

Killing the King of Beasts? Not cool at all. He's probably this super awesome creature who just wants to hang out, drink a beer, and have fun but nooooooooooooo. You idiots have to run around and act like he needs to be dead.

I don't want to hear shit about how it wants to be killed. Assisted suicide is sick! Just catch him and take him to a psychologist or something. Don't enable that kind of thing. It's racist...or something along those lines.

Jesus.

[Don't mind him as he drains this bottle of alcohol. A rant like that makes his throat dry, that's all.]

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... Yeah, I didn't really pay that much attention in Sunday School.

Right.

So you admit I'm right. Killing anything that's cool is pretty much declaring war on God or Allah or Yahweh, depending on who you worship.

Let's pretend I'm saying that.

[ what are you even ]

Who decides what's cool?

You're looking at him.

Archer. Sterling Archer.

[Said too much like James Bond.]

[ riiiiiiiight. ]

Ariadne.

....is that Turkish? That might explain your lack of respect for deity figures.

Greek. Though I'm from the States.

....you're not hairy enough to be Greek. But I get what you mean. The United States is pretty great, especially compared to the Soviet Union.

It's just a name.

[ Well. Sort of. But she's not actually related to the Greek gods like some of the people around here, just named for one. ]

What year are you from? I mean, the Soviet Union's been dissolved.