eachdraidh | Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

[Hello there, Drabwurld. Have one slightly mussed vampire giving the locket a lazy smile. Is he calling from bed? Looks like. It may or may not be his own bed. Don't question that. Everything's covered, though, so no worries about scarring any delicate sensibilities.]

Some of you might recognize me, others might not. Either way, I'll keep this short and sweet. Since I'm back here again, I'm still going to need to fulfill those dietary requirements I mentioned last time. Which means donors.

[Not that he couldn't take what he wanted as he pleased, but he'd seen some of the things those here could do his last trip and the last thing he wanted was to find himself trying to have lunch with a witch and winding up with a few aneurysms for his trouble. Rude, witches.]

Again, only reply if you're either interested in offering or, I don't know, have a servant or whatever that's expendable. I'm not interested in playing twenty questions or show and tell.

[And that was as in depth as he planned on getting right now. People could offer or... he could get hungry enough to just take a risk and jump some hapless fairy. They were about the size of a juice box...]

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Territory? Do I look like I'm planning on walking around to piss on the trees around here?

[There was no such thing to territory to a vampire. Not really. They just... did what they did. Not too many settled down in one place for long.]

Which one is that. There's a list...

Hmph. Then, you're just apathetic. [It wasn't irregular, but he was used to territory disputes more often than not.]

The one right red eyes is the one I mean. She exists only to hunt and destroy other vampires--and, she's essentially unstoppable.

Look, that goes for two blondes I've met so far that seem to think that vampires are better off dead. Fully dead. You're going to have to shorten up that descriptor.

Hm. Well, to more effectively describe her, you could say that she says nonsensical things routinely. She may even seem incomprehensible.

At least from a normal person's perspective.

Are we talking about the one that's really old or the one with the ridiculous name.

[Blondes in general made no sense to him, buddy.]

Really, both of those things definitely apply to her. Arcueid Brunestud.

She asks a few too many questions.

Ah, right. That one. She's not so bad. Weird, but not nearly as bent on trying to kill me as the other blonde.

No. Arcueid's only likely hellbent on killing me. She wouldn't hesitate to kill another vampire if they were in front of her, but--

Heh. I'm definitely her number-one target, even if she doesn't really discriminate.

Maybe you need to work on your charm. She seems okay with me. Perplexed, but okay.

My charm is the precise problem--gaining fluidity with it would only make it worse.

That said, it's probably perplexing to her that you made such a weird request. She's used to dealing with people more like myself.

Could be a clue to maybe try something a little different. Donors worked for me last time and they seem to be doing the same now. Makes it easier in the long run.

There isn't a bone left in my body that has any care for subtlety, anymore.

I'm of a breed of vampire that hunts. Not because we need to, but because we're incapable of acting without being predatory.

Sucks to be you.

[Said the smirking vampire.]

Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

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