Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

[withbite]

[Hello there, Drabwurld. Have one slightly mussed vampire giving the locket a lazy smile. Is he calling from bed? Looks like. It may or may not be his own bed. Don't question that. Everything's covered, though, so no worries about scarring any delicate sensibilities.]

Some of you might recognize me, others might not. Either way, I'll keep this short and sweet. Since I'm back here again, I'm still going to need to fulfill those dietary requirements I mentioned last time. Which means donors.

[Not that he couldn't take what he wanted as he pleased, but he'd seen some of the things those here could do his last trip and the last thing he wanted was to find himself trying to have lunch with a witch and winding up with a few aneurysms for his trouble. Rude, witches.]

Again, only reply if you're either interested in offering or, I don't know, have a servant or whatever that's expendable. I'm not interested in playing twenty questions or show and tell.

[And that was as in depth as he planned on getting right now. People could offer or... he could get hungry enough to just take a risk and jump some hapless fairy. They were about the size of a juice box...]

Comments

[typemoonmoon]

[ She wants the answers, it's her purpose to seek out knowledge of her enemies in order to defeat them. Arcueid is just dealing with the side-effect of actually caring about said replies. ]

This seems lazy overall.

[withbite]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[typemoonmoon]

I just don't know to handle a vampire like you. [ Instinct says to kill him.

Instinct also says he's a low priority. What a strange programming error. ]

[withbite]

If you were a little less like a five year old in an adult body, I'd give you lessons.

[Even Damon has standards.]

[typemoonmoon]

Are you accusing me of not acting womanly enough? I could strip down and show you otherwise.

[ No Arcueid, don't do this on a public locket... ]

[withbite]

[Sigh]

Nudity doesn't give you maturity, sorry to say. Otherwise I would likely be a mature and responsible individual. And I'm not.

[typemoonmoon]

You're mostly covered. If you exposed yourself more often, it would probably help.

[ It would Not. ]

[withbite]

Normally I'd be fine with exposing myself, but I've found there are actual kids here and I don't really want to find out a medieval world's punishment for kiddy flashing.