eachdraidh | Video - Unseelie/Seelie (Post-dated to the 2nd)

[Hello there, Drabwurld. Have one slightly mussed vampire giving the locket a lazy smile. Is he calling from bed? Looks like. It may or may not be his own bed. Don't question that. Everything's covered, though, so no worries about scarring any delicate sensibilities.]

Some of you might recognize me, others might not. Either way, I'll keep this short and sweet. Since I'm back here again, I'm still going to need to fulfill those dietary requirements I mentioned last time. Which means donors.

[Not that he couldn't take what he wanted as he pleased, but he'd seen some of the things those here could do his last trip and the last thing he wanted was to find himself trying to have lunch with a witch and winding up with a few aneurysms for his trouble. Rude, witches.]

Again, only reply if you're either interested in offering or, I don't know, have a servant or whatever that's expendable. I'm not interested in playing twenty questions or show and tell.

[And that was as in depth as he planned on getting right now. People could offer or... he could get hungry enough to just take a risk and jump some hapless fairy. They were about the size of a juice box...]

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I'm not a cannibal.

[He looked almost offended -- until he grinned.]

I plan on drinking them.

[S...quinting. Is that some weird sex thing, then? Jon is going to hope that it's not and push on.]

You'll find that scarcely makes more sense, my lord.

[My lord. Hah. He likes that. His smile widens.]

It makes sense in the right context.

You could clarify.

I could. You could ask.

[Still smirking.]

Would you answer, or would we speak in another circle?

[Jon thinks he's got you pegged, buddy.]

Depends on how nicely you ask.

[Oh, Jon-boy, you know so little.]

I'll not bloody beg.

[But he is morbidly curious now.]

Interesting word choice...

What? Why?

Put two and two together. You can do that, can't you?

What, begging? [Begging, drinking and donors? No. Wait.] You don't-- blood? [But?? What????]

Ah, give the kid a prize. You know, I thought you might not actually get that. Congratulations.

[Slow applause.]

You seek that? Why? [Sure sometimes you gotta drink horse blood because it's literally the only warm thing in a hundred miles and if you build a fire the wildlings will find and murder you, but it's super gross every time. Every time, Damon.]

[Horse blood? Hell yeah, that's gross. That's Stefan's diet.]

Because I need it. Like I said. Or did you miss that part?

Aye, I heard it, it just doesn't make any sense. [Sassy. Damon brings it out apparently.]

[You were going to appreciate Stiles SO MUCH after this.]

It does if you have the rest of the puzzle pieces to play with, junior.

[He always appreciates Stiles!!! Just... deep down. On the inside. Where he doesn't express it because 2 manly.]

I'm a man grown. [It's the automatic, compulsive response!] So what are those pieces? [Wait he said "nicely."] My lord.

[Lame, bro. Real men express themselves.]

Mm, sure you are. [No, Jon, you so weren't.]

Well, for one, how about we start with the fact that I'm not human, therefore I might have different dietary requirements then you?

How can any manner of creature subsist on blood? There's nothing in it. [It sounds like one of old nan's tales. Some man that comes in the night and sucks children dry like a leech if they don't keep your dirty clothes off the floor.]

... You really don't know much about blood, do you? I guess you're not familiar with leeches or blood drinking bats or anything?

You don't look like a leech. Nor a bat, either.

No, I don't. Thank god for that.

[Someone was prideful of their appearance.]

Like I said, I'm not human anymore.

... "Anymore?" [That's not ominous or anything.]

Is there an echo in here? Yes, anymore.

[Oh, wait. It gets better.]

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