002 | Video | open to both courts

[fiercestwarrior]

[ Sif doesn't really use her locket too terribly often, but these past few days spent digging up old bones and transporting them back to the crypt of Caer Glaem has made her somewhat philosophical, especially since she has a promise to keep and she is very much a woman of her word.

Her chief helper in the task of transporting bones can be seen as well, since she decided to record this message on a whim just as she was dismounting her cleg. The big animal seems to have decided that she is a worthy enough mistress, since it is rubbing its great head against her arm with enough force that even the sturdy Asgardian has to brace herself a bit against it. ]

Stop that, my friend.

[ There is a somewhat uncommon softness in her tone as she gently shoves the cleg's head away from her before addressing the network. ]

I was tasked by Black Shuck with honoring the plains of Cathraon after the revels of Samhain were over and done with, to mark the sorrow of those lands and to pay it homage. I have been carrying bones from unmarked graves to a final resting place for days now, since it is his will that we do so, but I am uncertain if that is enough to see my oath fulfilled. It is up to me to decide how this should be done, but if you would be willing to share with me how you would do such a thing I would gladly listen. I know many among you belong to peoples strongly connected to the land you walk upon.

[ She's friends with elves after all. The cleg tries to get her attention again, and she smiles a little while she turns away briefly to again make it stop pestering her. ]

On a less somber note I would also ask if any of you ladies in this world know of a way to avoid getting with child should one desire to take a lover. I am unfamiliar with the methods of this realm.

[ Asgardian bluntness strikes again. ]

Thank you, and a good day to you all.

Comments

video; i'm sorry.

[showmeyourwreath]

[Just this face.]

video; ruins post with my dumb god

[extramural]

Yes?

i think you mean make it better

[showmeyourwreath]

That's really what it takes?

[She knows his world isn't the greatest but goodness. She feels for these women, she does. And these are for the WEALTHY.]

Do those even work?

[That thigh one sounds p sketch. Well they all kinda don't sound ideal, but, again, good heavens.]

[extramural]

In recent years, they have become... ah, the fashion.

[ Well to be fair, there's no one rich in Pandyssia. Just people who are really badass. ]

River krust acid is more likely to simply convince the person that it is best not to attempt intercourse at all; the pearl itself does little. The others tend to be- more ceremonial in nature.

[ So not really, no. ]

There are other concoctions, of course, made of various types of kelp, extract from blood oxen, that sort of thing. Each has varying degrees of success based on the maker and the person taking it. [ Beat. ] Bone charms tend to work best, but nothing will prevent life if it is so determined to make itself known.

[showmeyourwreath]

[He's told her so many things baout Pandyssia, but this? This is actually the scary stuff.

But hold on.]

Bone charms? You mean your bone charms?

[Outsider, are you a contraceptive device. ]

[extramural]

Yes. Though I do not usually make them.

[ HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT... ]