[ there's something about this bilbo's tone that's so no-nonsense and sensible that he can't help the tiny quirk of his mouth. it's.. refreshing. it helps him focus on something other than-- well, everything else going on in his existence right now. ]

I fear that I have not heard of a place called the Shire, Master Baggins. Well-met regardless, though. I am Maedhros, eldest son of Feanor.