Maybe you should do that for here. I mean, I don't really know what the whole fealty procedure is where you're from, but... different places. And with us being jerked around by the fairies all the time, it might be a good idea not to make anything too binding. I don't know what kind of fairy tales you have where you come from, but where I come from? We've got a bunch. And a lot of them warn against making deals with the fae because they can bind you to them in really, really bad ways.

Man, I wish I had access to some of them here. I'll see about trying to copy them from the Station the next time I go. If it's not still messed up.