[It's called having a bath and maintaining cleanliness. Try it some time, Pig Pen.]

... What I'm discovering from this conversation is that there's apparently a universe where I'm an idiot. And don't have access to a shower. Glad it's an alternate one. Because wow, you would have died so many times in my world by now.

Just what I'm picking up from this little chat.

[tl;dr: You're stupid and you smell.]