... Has anyone clued you in on the whole multiple universe thing? Because, uh, Beacon Hill is not gone and you're an ass for saying so.

[Rude, Thomas. He has a carefully maintained do. Your... everything but your face is dumb.]

Your little wicked or whatever didn't name me. My mom and dad did.

[Not that they named him Stiles, but... shut up.]

Seriously, dude. Take a look around you. Does any of this look normal to you? If you say yes, I'm coming over there to punch you in the balls.