[Right. Now that he thinks about it, his cell phone hasn't been working. It wasn't that he wasn't getting no service--rather, the device won't turn on at all.]
... so fairies really are tricksters. How mean of them to bring something like you here. You're not really useful like this, are you?
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... so fairies really are tricksters. How mean of them to bring something like you here. You're not really useful like this, are you?