Wouldn't have to try all that hard actually. [Whipped cream isn't really his thing. Obscenely suggestive handling of a banana however, is entirely possible.

Either way, he has a strict no picture policy so you're out of luck, Ariadne. Though, on second thought, that might actually a bit of good luck for you.]

Good point. If it's the latter, you could find yourself in a really embarrassing situation. If it's the former, you could be psychologically scarred for life.