Uh huh. And what's he going to be when he grows up? [Because really, most animals are cute when they're small. And then they grow up to be large carnivorous predators.

Ariadne's going to get a brief scowl in response to her snickering...even though he'd do the same if their positions were reversed.

At least he didn't mention the other parts of his anatomy that had been equally abused.]

Honestly, anything that doesn't involve smacking your backside against a leather saddle helps. You get used to it but it's not my favorite method of travel.