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Action OTA & UNICORNS
Nov. 7th, 2014 08:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
all7seasCaptain Jack Sparrow, during the Samhain Festivities, rather surprisingly found himself transformed into a unicorn: a magnificent black beast with a shimmering horn, mane and tail flowing like molten gold, and lovely beads and trinkets threaded through his twin beards.
Very frightening for the ladies, really.
Apart from being the lap-unicorn of one Veronica Mars -- whose boon he unwittingly is -- the pirate has been attracting virgins from around the Drabwurld. This has been highly inconvenient and is actually starting to get annoying. He has been clippity-clipping hither and yon on his fancy hooves, looking for a cure for unicorns. Desperate, really. He hates being a unicorn. Rum makes him sneeze and he misses the Pearl and he has a strange and terrible instinct to be Good. To rescue maidens from highwaymen and engage in sword-to-horn battles for righteous causes. To cure ills with his magnificently long and virile horn. To learn the art of flower-crown weaving.
It's warring with his desire to pillage and plunder and generally be completely knavish. Where will your character encounter the piratical mythological miserable happy rainbowly heroical beast?
Very frightening for the ladies, really.
Apart from being the lap-unicorn of one Veronica Mars -- whose boon he unwittingly is -- the pirate has been attracting virgins from around the Drabwurld. This has been highly inconvenient and is actually starting to get annoying. He has been clippity-clipping hither and yon on his fancy hooves, looking for a cure for unicorns. Desperate, really. He hates being a unicorn. Rum makes him sneeze and he misses the Pearl and he has a strange and terrible instinct to be Good. To rescue maidens from highwaymen and engage in sword-to-horn battles for righteous causes. To cure ills with his magnificently long and virile horn. To learn the art of flower-crown weaving.
It's warring with his desire to pillage and plunder and generally be completely knavish. Where will your character encounter the piratical mythological miserable happy rainbowly heroical beast?
