[His idea of normal has taken a few punches to the face, so he can't really throw stones.]

Niko Bellic. I'm from the Balkans on Earth. [His accent is probably not as identifiable here.]

In my experience, war isn't usually something to look forward to. But I will have to learn to cope with bees and lightening and flying horses and whatever.

I can make traps that don't involve magic.