2nd Circuit, Text [Unseelie Locked]

[zerotohiro]

[The following appear steadily over the course of an hour. Someone's taking a different route to his own research.]

Regrouping and Restructuring

Me: Teenage male, scrawny but stronger than appears. Wields dagger and studied martial arts. Can heal own wounds.

You: Capable of teaching other styles of hand-to-hand combat or weaponry. Also able to take a punch or two. Serious inquiries and offers only.

Location: Caer Scima. Only willing to travel within Dorchadas.

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Wanted: One infused weapon

Currently seeking someone to forge a dagger of some kind or recommendations of smiths to do so. Must be capable of infusing with very specific properties and must be able to provide within a few weeks. Willing to pay for best product. Private message if interested.

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Wanted: Information on textiles

Also currently seeking anybody who knows the best location for specific fabrics. Need to match something I already have. The wardrobe at Caer Scima is severely lacking materials necessary. Message with details.

It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Comments

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[fulminants]

Please don't tell me he kissed you.

No, wait. Tell me.

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[uneulogized]

Y'know, it wasn't, but that would actually explain a lot.

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[fulminants]

Like him crushing on you? Because I can see that. Probably.

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[uneulogized]

[Jason promptly makes a disgusted sound.]

No ... no, thankfully not.

Don't give the kid ideas, though.

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[zerotohiro]

Dude, shut up!

[Jason you suck. Your demise is being plotted right now. As soon as Hiro stops blushing like crazy.]

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[uneulogized]

Me, too. Also, the part where he doesn't listen because he wants to prove he doesn't like me that much.

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[fulminants]

[ THEY'RE YOUR HONORARY OLDER BROTHERS. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO SUCK :| ]

Tell me if that's gonna get you killed, buddy. [ He grins. ] You know who Ben Grimm is, right? Big guy, looks like he lost a fight with a mudslide?

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[zerotohiro]

Wait, what do you mean you can see that? There's no basis in that!

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[uneulogized]

So, uh, head's up: don't ever kiss me. I'm not into it.

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[fulminants]

Tell me you weren't that way when you were that age.

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[fulminants]

Well, hey. Puppy's growing up, right? Getting teeth and all.

Kissing like a puppy, too. You're probably going to have to teach him about the bees and the bees.

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[uneulogized]

I had better priorities.

[He totally was, at times.

But way less entitled about it.]

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[uneulogized]

I'm thinking he'll need to get it from someone else.

I don't want him thinking it's some ... foreplay. Or whatever.

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[fulminants]

Denial's that thing in Egypt you float down on, Hiro.

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[fulminants]

Really?

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[zerotohiro]

[Well. Considering that not-boyfriend and Dad both have dark hair and also have both beaten him up during training...]

But it's Jason. I have better taste than that.

[Sure you do kiddo.]

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[zerotohiro]

I'd just send you to Loki actually, but point taken.

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[fulminants]

...I feel like this is right around the time Chris Hansen asks us to have a seat right on that stool for him.

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[zerotohiro]

[He's going to cry. He's going to curl up and cry and literally daydream about punching all of you in the face.]

It might! But we'll see how that goes. [Shrug!] The Thing, right? Totally. What about him?

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[fulminants]

Please don't tell me it's Nigerian princes.

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[uneulogized]

Sometimes. Kids will be kids, right? [His voice takes on a new edge, as if he isn't comfortable talking about himself here.]

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[uneulogized]

What does Loki have to do with your lips' desires?

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[zerotohiro]

["Actually it's Greek ghost kings. But whatever."]

Not even close. You're not really taking him seriously, are you?

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[uneulogized]

I'm actively avoiding that stool, thank you.

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[zerotohiro]

Who said I was talking about my lips?