I'm not making you a milkshake if you're going to watch terrible movies. [This is also assuming that a.) he knows how to make milkshakes and b.) Loki and Hiro are actually in a position to be in the same vicinity while Loki's watching terrible movies.

Maybe he kind of wants a little bit of normalcy in all of this but it seems...bad? It seems bad to want to just do normal things when the world's kinda messed up. But hypothetically speaking and joking about it helps make it a little better.]

If all it takes for you are explosions and cars and stunts why not a Bond movie?