Funny. Like...a few months back, my friend Leo was building a ship for us -- his dad is god of craftsmen and the forge, he can make pretty much anything given a bit of time and some scrap metal -- and he had put an important part in the drawer of a table he'd made named Buford. And for some reason he thought it was a good idea if this table could walk around and stuff. And I guess he accidentally upset Buford because he cleaned it with the wrong stuff or something? So Buford ran off with this really important engine part that had to be installed within the hour or everything would explode, and we were stuck hunting down a runaway table.

[and then almost killed by partying nymphs. whoops. in hindsight, very few quests actually ever sound cool once they're over.]