[The only name she really hears that sounds familiar is Julius and that's only a vague reference to some Roman emperor.

History seems like it would be a good thing to choose, with so many people being from a time after she lived. She could get all caught up talking to the cow!

Who was Romeo and Juliet though?]

I do not think any of this would put me to sleep. It all sounds so interesting...

Would you take a large pouch of medicines and healing aids for the love story cow?

[Okay, she admits it. She's a sucker for love tales and curious to boot.]