Whoa, no, Astrid isn't chill. Maybe sometimes, but mostly she's very ... the opposite of relaxed about these things. If she was here instead of me I'd understand if she decided to be with someone else, even if it took a while to get over the fact I'd lost her. But, uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure we're engaged at this point and she'd love nothing better than for me to become chief and settle down and do boring chores and maybe have babies.

Han, do I come off like I could have babies? Seriously. I forget to wash my dragon. Hel, I forget to wash myself sometimes when I'm covered in his spit.

[ OH GODS, BREATHE. Okay, anyway, deflating now because he doesn't not want to be with Astrid but he'd also like to have sex within the next three hundred years of an extended lifespan, thanks. ]

... It would hurt if she left me, but I care about her enough to see her happy no matter what.

[ Hands in the air!! Not that Han can see the shrugging flop, but he can hear it. ]

Look, if I don't think then I'll do something stupid. Stupider.