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[lusiphur]

[No video, not yet. Too incoherently angry, and it's clear in his voice.]

I don't know whose idea of a fucking joke this is, but thanks for pulling me out of a gladiatorial death match so I can fight in some foreign war. I'm sure Mogré-Ür will think this is a hoot when I get back. If I get back.

[he feigns an apologetic voice] Sorry, sorcerer sir. The kid died or got turned in a Troll WMD because some fairies needed me in another dimension for a while. You know how it is.

[a pause and some unintelligible grumbling]

Crow, this blows. I was just starting to like that kid, too...

So, I hope whoever's listening is paying a pretty penny for this inconvenience. I don't do this stuff for free. Never have and never will.

Comments

Video

[bondedgryphon]

[Zhaneel flicks her ears forward in the feed, head tilting to one side.]

You can find those that will hire you... and the Kings and Queens will grant boons on occasion. But, I regret to say, I do not believe you can expect to be paid merely for being brought here.

[Sorry, Lusipher.]

audio;

[dyingisnotdead]

Does the complaining make you feel better? Because it sounds a right bore to the rest of us.

[Oh Loras, always so pleasant.]

Voice

[roses_in_winter]

Where are you? You sound like the moon's singing in your veins.