[He frowns. Then decides there's one conclusive way to put a rest to this confusion. This was knowledge even the baseborn knew.]
Seven kingdoms. There's the North, ruled by the Starks - or Boltons, these days. Then there's the Riverlands, but gods only know who rules there now. The Arryns rule the Vale. The Westerlands are held by the bloody Lannisters. The Reach is controlled by the Tyrells - there's two of them about here. The Stormlands were held by my uncle Renly Baratheon, but he's dead now, so I ain't too sure who lords over them these days. Then there's Dorne, down in the south, ruled by the Martells.
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Seven kingdoms. There's the North, ruled by the Starks - or Boltons, these days. Then there's the Riverlands, but gods only know who rules there now. The Arryns rule the Vale. The Westerlands are held by the bloody Lannisters. The Reach is controlled by the Tyrells - there's two of them about here. The Stormlands were held by my uncle Renly Baratheon, but he's dead now, so I ain't too sure who lords over them these days. Then there's Dorne, down in the south, ruled by the Martells.