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HHH — III ([personal profile] smithwork) wrote in [community profile] eachdraidh2014-10-15 06:38 pm

( 2ND Snowy Flight — video, both courts )

[ Smoke is seen billowing as the locket's owner shoves a door open, coughing and waving a hand. This is broadcasting from the Station, evidently, with the modern-day look of things behind only mildly scorched around one side of the kitchen. Hiccup himself has since bathed after the journey from Caer Scima and obviously raided the Station's underground storerooms for clean clothes; he wears a bright red hoodie that hangs open over a plain tshirt, which in turn shows he still wears his leathers beneath and his prosthetic. Only the flightsuit is safely stored in his underground bedroom.

He spits a mouthful of sooty grime aside, swiping his weeping eyes as he steps out into the sweet relief of fresh air. ]


To anyone who wants to use the Station's kitchen right now, uh. It's down one 'microwave' and 'freezer'. Not our fault, I might add! Well, improving the freezer could debatably be called a mistake on Jack's part ...

[Behind Hiccup, the winter spirit could be seen approaching, sans wearing his cape which he instead uses to try and wave off the smoke in the air. His normally pristine white shirt is no longer very winter-like at all, darkened and dirtied by all the floating soot most likely. Upon hearing his name, he peeks from behind his accuser, not as cheery as he tends to be.]

Excuse me, Doctor Boom. I was trying to calm down the fire that you started because your science-y senses started tingling and you got, and I quote, "curious". I'd say that my miniature blizzard saved your life.

[ Looking more harassed and frazzled than normal too, a twitch goes in Hiccup's jaw. His pitch heightens, although he attempts to keep his irritation down. ]

There's nothing around here that says you shouldn't put metal objects in the box that heats everything up, you'd think it would make sense and just melt it, if anything.

[Excuses that Jack has heard over and over, prompting the repeated eye roll. Instead of arguing further, he brings up a hand over Hiccup's shoulder to grab the locket, directing his attention to it.]

Point is, because of Mr. Metal Bomb over here, the kitchen's been compromised, so if you wanna roast your meal, you'll have to do it old campfire style outside. Or if you have some things to blow up— [Hiccup gets a nice quick pat on the cheek.] —you can refer to Sir Haddock right here. He's apparently pretty good at that.

[ A very flat expression and folded arms await Jack coming full-circle with his own version of events, and Hiccup rolls his eyes so much that it looks like they might slip right free of his skull. ]

Thank you for summing that up. Pardon me for not understanding everything about electronics within a single afternoon. [ The locket is then, for a third time, turned back his way. ] There is an oven left, it's just the box thing that died, and someone destroyed the frozen food cupboard-whatever. I'm going to be cleaning up the resulting mess all day, if anyone wants to, oh, I don't know, help.

[ The latter is said with a pointed look at a certain winter spirit.

Unexpectedly, lost in their bickering like old ladies, the boys have forgotten about the flame-haired (literally, she's still smouldering) teenager in the midst of the kitchen. They both wince near-simultaneously when a thick accent curses loudly, and sporting equally sheepish faces the locket is hastily switched off before Merida can catch them slacking.

Apparently a sixteen-year-old, pissed off Scottish girl with singed hair is a far better incentive for two grown men to clean up their mess than anything else. ]




( OOC: Hic, Jack and Mer are all at the Station if you'd like to dive in with Action, otherwise all three will be chatty on their lockets regarding the big boom from the kitchen today. )

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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-18 09:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's-- unfortunate. [Jon doesn't sound very sure of that. And anyway, people with dragons are surely supposed to be more... intense than this, right? (Dany had certainly been intense.) Hiccup is just way too laid back to have a dragon: it seems so out of place.] You certainly made no mention of it, though. [Squinting!] It cannot be a common thing, to have a dragon. [No man would go unconquered. It would be a bloody mess.]
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Places Jon will never go: Berk.]

What does that entail, exactly? "Dragon-racing?"

[This is not normal Hic it is terrifying??]
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that's just too much. Jon wrinkles his nose.] You're having me on.
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of dragon is named "Toothless?" [It's no Balerion the Black Dread, that's for sure.]
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hiccup. Hiccup look at him. Do you think he even knows how to laugh?] It's a name that invites such, don't you think?
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look, it's almost as bad as Shaggydog, but at least Rickon had the excuse of being a three-year-old when he chose the name.] Retractable... teeth. I've never before heard of dragons having such.
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow you see, "Night Fury" is a way better name!] There's kinds now?
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[That doesn't even look like a dragon Hiccup!] You're having me on again.
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just. This look.] Islands. Really.
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not certain I would put it past you.
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[personal profile] baseborne 2014-10-19 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Aye, but you do seem to be fast friends.