renly baratheon. (
impeaches) wrote in
eachdraidh2014-10-03 11:32 am
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For those that are unaware of me, my name is Renly Baratheon. Times have been trying of late, I believe, and we have all been suffering ills that there are few words best to describe. It is for this that I would desire to offer myself as a helping hand or soothing ear for all that desire it or have found themselves lost or without an ally to aid in soothing their turmoiled emotions. You may find me through this network or in my rooms in the castle; the marking of a stag is upon my door and you will be greeted by my fawn, Laurel. I doubt it will be hard to miss.
My dear friends and kin; I would hope that I could meet you all sometime in the near future, once your own missions and duties are attended to. I have brought gifts for you all that I would like to pass on as soon as matters are in hand. I would also wish to hear more of the fate of Ned Stark. You have my thanks.
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My dear friends and kin; I would hope that I could meet you all sometime in the near future, once your own missions and duties are attended to. I have brought gifts for you all that I would like to pass on as soon as matters are in hand. I would also wish to hear more of the fate of Ned Stark. You have my thanks.

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You are quite welcome. I thought it most apt for your time here.
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[ He waves his hand and the squires are dismissed, returning to his room. ]
Are you well?
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I fear I have done something to offend you.
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Nothing save be the brother of Robert and Stannis, I'm sure.
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It might have made sweeping all the Baratheon banners out from under King Stannis more difficult if you weren't. [Hahaaa... yeah he's the one Jon remembers to afford proper titles whoops.]
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[ Renly covers his mouth, doing his best to smother his laughter. ]
Now I understand. I thought Starks had more honour than to follow Kinslayers.
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[ He can't help but chuckle again, lifting his head and looking at Jon with new light in his eyes. What a fool. ]
And I would not have done the same, had I lived? Do you think I would have allowed any of my people to be murdered? I would not have let the Lannisters sit and claim themselves defenders of the realm had I a chance to do otherwise.
[ He waves a hand, absently. ]
Unfortunately for me, and my life, my coward brother had me slaughtered on the eve of our battle. He remains a kinslayer, a false king, and a failure.
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[Jon could reasonably call Stannis any number of things, a good few of them unflattering, but coward? No, that he doesn't believe. Ruthless enough, cold enough to kill a brother... maybe. Still, though: surely men would have spoken of him executing his own brother for treason, if he had. Jon regards Renly, unconvinced and a tad judgmental.]
Your brother was ahead of you in the line of succession, surely a man of the small council would be familiar with laws. If he is a false king, than you were more false than he ever was. And in any case, what he remains is alive. [Probably. Maybe. More alive, at least, than Renly or Joffrey or Balon Greyjoy... or Robb.]
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[ He's furious, now, feeling it burst in his chest. He steps forward, hand gripped tight at his side. Perhaps he loathed Ned, at times, for the closeness he shared with Robert, their relationship, and he shifts as he shakes his head and bows it. ]
I was the king the people chose. Had you been there, on the lines of war, instead of upon the wall you might have known that. I had an army numbering the hundreds of thousands and the common folk wished to have me as their king - and they wished to keep me, not just for my kindness but for my knowledge. Stannis would, and does, make a king the gods themselves would shit upon had they half a chance. He is no king, no leader. Good soldiers do not make good kings, Jon Snow, look at my eldest brother.
[ His breathing comes out as a hiss and he leans back, eyes flickering. ]
My brother created a monster that came to me in the night, the eve of the battle he knew that he would lose. It came to me in my chambers and slid a blade through my chest and ended my life. I am sure he has not told you that tale of my demise.
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When Renly steps forward, Jon's hand goes halfway up to the hilt of his bastard sword, strapped across his back and peeking over one shoulder. He is reminded all at once just how Baratheon the man is, no matter how little he resembles the fat old sot that visited Winterfell so many years ago, or the gaunt king with eyes like bruises that came to fight for the Wall. He wishes in that moment that he'd thought to bring Ghost in with him before meeting anyone (but he hadn't known how far to trust the other, wilder direwolves inside such a populous castle, so he'd left them all out in the forest.) Ghost tends to make men keep their distance better, no matter how bloody tall.]
He leads well enough, I've seen that. And I'd sooner a man that fights when all the fury of the wildlings and the worse that follow after them threatens to spill over into the realm than a tourney host who is popular enough. [And really. A monster in the night sounds absurd. It sounds like some fool tale that Old Nan might have told little Bran when asked for a scary story. ... It sounds like the Red Woman, all over. He thinks of Mance Rayder wearing Rattleshirt's old bones, and of Stannis' refusal to spare him no matter how much easier it might have made things for him. Jon recalls his exact words being something like laws should be made of iron, not pudding.] That much, he didn't say. No.
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He moves, shifting, dropping his cloak. He turns, summoning back a squire and throwing it to the man before he undoes the silken links on his shirt. Slowly, Renly shifts and tugs down the fabric, baring his scar. It's healed, of course, but there is nothing that can hide the influence of the shadow marking upon it; it's tinged black around the edges, the wound deep and dark, not made from human means. ]
My brother and his ham God murdered me. You follow not just a kingslayer but a kinslayer, too. I was not just some pretty face that dared rise up to claim the throne. I am not a soldier, true, but a king cannot be soldier and leader both. That cruelty is best left for generals. I was raised on laws and books and I was raised as a leader. I did not shy away and bury myself in the cold of Dragonstone. You see naught of my brother save the falsehoods he claims to his name; you did not grow with him, learn from him. Do not dare think that he cares for any realm, Jon Snow.
[ As he does up his clothes he shakes his head. ]
He cares for nothing more than his own bitterness.
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Ham-- what? [In that moment he is reminded absurdly of Pyp, and of the crushing loneliness he'd felt following his lord father's advice and sending the last of his friends far away. The night is dark and full of turnips. Jon shakes his head, dismissing the absurdity of the stray thought and Renly's nickname.] It's not Stannis whose prayers the Red God answers, if he ever even prays. [Somehow Jon doubts that he does.] Lady Melisandre acts as her god wishes, to hear her tell it, not as her king does. Her plots are her own, and she is no kin of yours- [Wait a hot minute.] --Whatever you say he is, I follow him no more and no less than I follow any other man who names himself king. The Night's Watch takes no part - it's not his war I fight in, it's him who came to the Wall to fight in mine.
[Let's not talk about the fact that Jon explicitly talked him through exactly how to wrest the North away from the Lannisters. Words are not swords, but Stannis had taken some of his swords and far too much of his food and a castle on the Wall as well. Let's just definitely never mind all those things right now, though.]
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Ham God. Born amidst salt and smoke; my brother is naught more than a ham prepared for the burning. [ He leans back, arms crossing over himself and his expression souring. ] Lady Melisandre acts as lunacy concealed within the arms of religion. Stannis is a pawn in her games as much as the next man - and you do not wonder what drew him to religion in the first place, Jon Snow? I highly doubt it was a pious nature that made Stannis turn to the Lady herself; I suspect it was more to do with what her cunt could offer him in the meantime.
[ He steps back, summoning his squires and redressing himself properly, smoothing down his silks and repairing himself to look all the king he once had been. ]
You follow him and I am sure the Watch does no more than follow you, with all your intelligence and honour. You follow a kinslayer and kingslayer both, an abomination in the eyes of the Old and the New. It is your shame that you must bear for these choices. You may say that you follow him no more than anyone else but your words belay you. You are Stannis' boy and he poisons your mind with his lies and whispers. I had thought better of you.
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Might be you should have asked my lord father while he was yet here. [Or, you know, alive.] Stannis' claim is the one he supported. Likely on account of Stannis actually having a claim.
[Being Lord Commander has made Jon more bold than he ought to be, in truth.]
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Perhaps he had a claim better than my own, but Stannis was unfit, unwelcome and unloved. He was a solider and we have long since seen that soldiers do not a king make. He would have fallen no sooner than he had rose to take the crown.
[ He shakes his head, amused by Jon's staunch support. ]
The people would not have accepted him nor his Red God. They would have loved me, my lady wife and the gifts and kindnesses we would have given them.
[ And, then, a nod. ]
I hope your gift comes to be useful.
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I'm sure it will, [is what Jon says instead of any of that, his voice stiff and grey eyes like cold chips of ice, though there's a seething defiance underneath them that might look out of place on the face so like his father's. Lord Eddard Stark never had Jon's hot bastard's temper - must be, he got it from his mother.] I thank you for the gift, and the thought, my lord. [But no more than that, clearly.]