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eachdraidh2014-12-15 10:43 pm
extramural) wrote in eachdraidh2014-12-15 10:43 pm
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[ There are two brown puppies eating a Christmas pudding off the floor when the camera activates, little tails wagging as they trip over paws that they have yet to grow into. Their muzzles are oddly long even now, but they're not quite as bulky as they will be -- not yet.
A quiet chuckle from behind the locket reveals, to those who may have heard it, the surprising owner of the pups -- the Outsider. The smaller of the pups looks up from the pudding at the sound and scampers over, whining and pawing at his legs until the Outsider bends down to scoop the little one up. The locket, which is floating in midair via magic, is pushed back -- just in time for any viewers to watch as the pup attempts to burrow into the Outsider's shirt. ]
You are unlike others of your kind, little one, [ the god murmurs, smoothing a hand over floppy brown ears. The other pup is still eating the pudding, though at this point it looks more like she's getting in a fight with it. ]
In my world, Wolfhounds are kept and trained by Overseers of the Abbey to hunt heretics. That I should now have a pair myself is rather ironic and more than a little amusing. But then, they are terribly intelligent creatures.
[ The small pup licks at his chin and he starts, blinking. The locket turns off just as his mouth twists up until a slight smile. ]
A quiet chuckle from behind the locket reveals, to those who may have heard it, the surprising owner of the pups -- the Outsider. The smaller of the pups looks up from the pudding at the sound and scampers over, whining and pawing at his legs until the Outsider bends down to scoop the little one up. The locket, which is floating in midair via magic, is pushed back -- just in time for any viewers to watch as the pup attempts to burrow into the Outsider's shirt. ]
You are unlike others of your kind, little one, [ the god murmurs, smoothing a hand over floppy brown ears. The other pup is still eating the pudding, though at this point it looks more like she's getting in a fight with it. ]
In my world, Wolfhounds are kept and trained by Overseers of the Abbey to hunt heretics. That I should now have a pair myself is rather ironic and more than a little amusing. But then, they are terribly intelligent creatures.
[ The small pup licks at his chin and he starts, blinking. The locket turns off just as his mouth twists up until a slight smile. ]
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You're back!
[ ALSO PUPPIES fluffy animals will always be her greatest weakness ]
They're darling!
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[ To the first. Though. Well. The pups are pretty cute. ]
This one seems to be quite content to live inside my shirt, [ he says instead, looking baffled- and a little bit pleased by the attention. ]
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[ She knew he was going to come back unscathed but she's still very happy to see him, regardless. ]
I've missed you.
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[ And it was a big pudding. ]
I've missed you as well, my dear.
[ No one else is quite as interesting. ]
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I think it would take more than just pudding to wear them out. If you really want them to sleep well, you'll have to play with them.
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[ ... he hadn't considered that before, and there's a slightly confused expression on his face as he looks between the two puppies. ]
I- suppose so, yes.
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[ Please let her come over and play with the puppies, Outsider. ]
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[ Horray for her bestie and cute, cute puppies. ]
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[ The rats are gone, luckily, or else he would have had two very dead puppies. ]
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Give Alice five minutes and she's there, but she'll at least knock before seh goes in. ]
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BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK, says one puppy. The other has completely settled inside the Outsider's shirt. The god himself is seated on a chair and opens the door with a wave of his hand. ]
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[ Alice actually doesn't mind being toppled over by a puppy when she kneels down at their level. They're cute, even if they look a little strange.
And Alice actually looks happy, she attempts to scoop up the little girl when he wiggles in her arms. ]
They're so darling! And stranger looking in person!
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They suit the world that we come from, [ he says, supporting the male pup with one arm and gently scooting it up to try and get the puppy out from his clothing. ]
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They must smell very well, right?
[ So she just may be tormenting her friend by running around him in circles with a puppy. ]
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Yes.
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She's energetic today, too. And in between her phasing- ]
Will they be just as friendly when they're older?
[ ARE YOU IRRITATED YET, OUTSIDER? ]
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[ Both puppies eventually get into the spirit of chasing Alice, occasionally falling over on too-large paws or skidding across the floor when she abruptly changes directions. ]
I imagine they will remain friendly with you, yes.
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Are you going to train them?
[ And secondly, does he need help. Alice starts again, getting them riled up as she bounces in a circle, clapping her hands and calling after them, while hiking up her skirts. This is the most fun she's had in a while. ]
I can help you, if you'd like.
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They do seem to like you.
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Well, puppies are children! They need entertainment as much as they do. See? I told you I would tire them out.
And I doubt the maidenfish would know what to do with them.
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